Maggie’s A rare occurrence!!!

[Sendero_Man]

There was a knock on the door this morning. I opened it to find
a young man standing there who said: "I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

I said "Come in and sit down, what do you want to talk about?"

He said, "Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before."

 

[Maggot]

Re: A rare occurrence!!!

Good one.

 

[High Binder]

Re: A rare occurrence!!!

LOL, I once offered some Mormon kids at my door some bottled waters and they looked at me like I was a three-headed alien. Pretty funny!

 

[coldboremiracle]

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Once as a missionary, we were in a home teaching, and the JW's showed up. The lady asked me to get the door, that was an awkward moment.

 

[shankster..]

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I came back to my place to see two nicely dressed people (guy & girl) at my door knocking on it. I get out of my truck and walk up to them (ignoring them) open the door and leave it open. They just stand there looking inside at me. I go to the fridge pull out three beers.. go back to the door and hand them each one. They are standing there like "WTF?" I said come on in I was just getting ready smoke a joint and I don't like to get high alone. They sat the beer on the porch rail like it was burning them and couldn't leave quick enough.

It made me sad.

 

[Bruiser_Joe]

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shank that is the best one yet, i'm goin to have to try that

 

[Megacab]

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I answered the door naked and said, "You don't look like the Asian hookers I called for. Oh, well...Did you at least bring the lube and the coke?"

Yeah, they left. Haven't seen them since.

 

[jcfd2201]

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We live in a small town that is predominately LDS (Mormon). On rare occasion the JW's will come through town. On the last occasion we saw them coming down the driveway and the wife ran to the bedroom and pulled off her sweatpants leaving only an oversized night shirt on minus her bra. She retrieved her "when hubby's away toy" from her nightstand and went to the door. When she opened the door she was holding her toy in her hand and said, "this better be important". I was sitting in the living room trying my hardest to not LMAO outloud. The lady simply said, "excuse us, we didn't mean to bother you", and the guy stood there with a dumbfounded look on his face with his eyes glued to her tits. I wish I would have had a video camera!

 

[offroadr1]

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the JWs i know wouldnt leave a good beer behind

 

[Sportin Wood]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: offroadr1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">the JWs i know wouldnt leave a good beer behind </div></div>

Sounds like I need to pretend to be a jw to get a beer out of random folk

 

[jasonahull]

Re: A rare occurrence!!!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: StanwoodSpartan</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: offroadr1</div><div class="ubbcode-body">the JWs i know wouldnt leave a good beer behind </div></div>

Sounds like I need to pretend to be a jw to get a beer out of random folk </div></div>

good one

 

[spiralseal]

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I grew up with fanatical parents who were JW's, going door to door was a trip, had my share of naked ladies, crazy people, one guy even pulled a gun on me when I was 14, what I learned was how to deal with people in any situation, good or bad, one time a naked lady came to the door when I was 16, buck ass naked, she said want to join me? Want to see the look on her face when I walked in and started to take my pants off, she got red faced and put on a robe, I still laugh about it, but it was a long time ago and I moved on.

Hell Shank, If you put the beers in front of me I would have emptied them all, put my tie around my head and bogarted all of your weed, good thing I was not there!