Calm your tits jimmy neutron
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All this for only $139.99
You forgot about the separate shipping and handling fee for the "freebies "
But wait.....that's not all.....
If you respond in the next hour we will throw in 2 more for absolutely free !!!!!111!!!
Can't believe no one said that yet.
Do you people even operate??
Sirhr
But does he work concrete and have bow kills?"I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces."
I actually met someone who spouted shit like this. I found out later that in high school, he was nominated "most likley to become an axe murderer"... he was pretty "out there"
Do you people even operate??
Sirhr
ClassifiedBut does he work concrete and have bow kills?
Sirhr
Maybe a scope shaped fleshlight for real operators?I got an email today from Chyna
So if anyone wants to start a scope company let me know, your next OEM is sitting in my inbox
You misspelled fleshlight,Maybe a scope shaped fleshlight for real operators?
I meant fleshlight, but autocorrect got me
must have strike bezel at both ends.Maybe a scope shaped fleshlight for real operators?
It was supposed to say fleshlight, not flashlight lol
There is no such thing as "crush proof". That's like saying "idiot proof", it's impossible...best we can hope for is "idiot resistant".
Holy crap a 90 percent discount for their readers wow what a deal......
Is Mary the twunt spamming the site late nights ?I will forward you my Chinese contact "Mary" information for that custom build stuff
^^OMG that old countersniper scope thread was the greatest of all time^^
I’m just trying to own the night as a MEAL Team operator. I don’t know what freaky shit you’re up to.
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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
I miss when the internet was just ridiculous shit like this being reposted![]()
I’ve seen one in person they are sharp as shit. Lol
I don’t need a scope when I have these.
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For sharing?must have strike bezel at both ends.
Yes.
Sirhr
That gun is surely made of chocolate.I’m just trying to own the night as a MEAL Team operator. I don’t know what freaky shit you’re up to.
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"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. You didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."
I miss when the internet was just ridiculous shit like this being reposted![]()
Anybody have a pro deal discount code for that “frigginsweet” set up ?
Enter CHINCHONG when you check out
In case sum ting goes wong
Wonder if it comes with the "Love You Lifetime Warranty"?
Could cum in handyIn case sum ting goes wong
Looks like it would be half hearted and dryCould cum in handy