Re: Amazing simulator
I don't get it, I didn't see anything, or hear anything on that page...
Then all I could say was,
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I don't get it, I didn't see anything, or hear anything on that page...
Then all I could say was,
ajbglaiug.vksjdvnlavbuygtalierbgakjbk.avjb
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Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide?
A: If your name was "ajbglaiug.vksjdvnlavbuygtalierbgakjbk.avjb", you would too.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog commit suicide?
A: If your name was "ajbglaiug.vksjdvnlavbuygtalierbgakjbk.avjb", you would too.
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How did Helen Keller break her arm?
Tryin to read a stop sign while doin 35
How did Helen Keller break her arm?
Tryin to read a stop sign while doin 35
Re: Amazing simulator
best post of the day...
best post of the day...
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HAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh!
I had to disable my script blocker to see that page...then I thought I really effed something up after it came up the way it did.
Talk about being in her shoes for a second
I might be closer to those fiery gates than I thought I was.
HAHAHA! Thanks for the laugh!
I had to disable my script blocker to see that page...then I thought I really effed something up after it came up the way it did.
Talk about being in her shoes for a second
I might be closer to those fiery gates than I thought I was.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dohnuts58</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How did Helen Keller break her arm?
Tryin to read a stop sign while doin 35 </div></div>
...and even closer yet having laughed pretty hard at that one too.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dohnuts58</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How did Helen Keller break her arm?
Tryin to read a stop sign while doin 35 </div></div>
...and even closer yet having laughed pretty hard at that one too.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">http://www.helenkellersimulator.org/
I feel the fires of hell already. </div></div>
How can something so wrong be so funny?
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">http://www.helenkellersimulator.org/
I feel the fires of hell already. </div></div>
How can something so wrong be so funny?
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I just found this and laughed my Ass off!
I just found this and laughed my Ass off!
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It just ain't christian....
It just ain't christian....
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Why did Helen Keller always only use one hand to masturbate?
She had to moan with the,other.
Why did Helen Keller always only use one hand to masturbate?
She had to moan with the,other.
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">http://www.helenkellersimulator.org/
I feel the fires of hell already. </div></div>
It took a moment. Good one QQ. See ya there.
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: queequeg</div><div class="ubbcode-body">http://www.helenkellersimulator.org/
I feel the fires of hell already. </div></div>
It took a moment. Good one QQ. See ya there.
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Good thing I was not drinking coffee!
Good thing I was not drinking coffee!
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why couldnt helen keller drive?
because she was a women.
why couldnt helen keller drive?
because she was a women.
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how did helen keller's parents punish her??
rearranged the furniture...
I want an aisle seat on the bus to hell....
how did helen keller's parents punish her??
rearranged the furniture...
I want an aisle seat on the bus to hell....
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: idpasteve</div><div class="ubbcode-body">how did helen keller's parents punish her??
rearranged the furniture...
I want an aisle seat on the bus to hell.... </div></div>
Or leave the plunger in the toilet
<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: idpasteve</div><div class="ubbcode-body">how did helen keller's parents punish her??
rearranged the furniture...
I want an aisle seat on the bus to hell.... </div></div>
Or leave the plunger in the toilet
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Why didn't Helen Keller skydive?
It scared the hell outa the dog!
Why didn't Helen Keller skydive?
It scared the hell outa the dog!
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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller?
A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Q. How do you punish Helen Keller?
A. Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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It's not so bad. At least I had an internet connection in there.
It's not so bad. At least I had an internet connection in there.
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thats just wrong
thats just wrong
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tap a pencil on a paper pad for a minute, then give her the note.
tap a pencil on a paper pad for a minute, then give her the note.
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yep, that is about right. funny, took me 3 sec to realize.
yep, that is about right. funny, took me 3 sec to realize.
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Why was Helen Keller always so confused?
She kept trying to read the stucco on the house.
Why was Helen Keller always so confused?
She kept trying to read the stucco on the house.
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Guys, why the hating on Helen Keller. She was an amazing human being, and accomplished so much. Sadly, later in her life, she burnt her hands quite badly, and couldn't use them any longer... poor thing was trying to read a waffle iron.
My dad hit me with that one years ago, when I was cracking keller jokes. He had a much longer run-up, even got me feeling kinda guilty, and then dropped the waffle iron bit.
Guys, why the hating on Helen Keller. She was an amazing human being, and accomplished so much. Sadly, later in her life, she burnt her hands quite badly, and couldn't use them any longer... poor thing was trying to read a waffle iron.
My dad hit me with that one years ago, when I was cracking keller jokes. He had a much longer run-up, even got me feeling kinda guilty, and then dropped the waffle iron bit.
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