An Engraved Plaque for a Shrilly Self-sung Wannabe Warrior

[MarinePMI]

Must've been when the CIA activated him, and pulled him into deep cover for covert ops against the Albanians...or was it the eskimos? I forget...

 

[Alphatreedog]

Has anyone been able to figure out why he vanished from GlockTalk on Jan 11, 2017?

There has to be a reason.

Secret mission called for goig datk . This included his under wear which had 200 ft of skid mark in it . It's spy craft .

 

[TheGerman]

https://www.ruindays.com/collections/all/products/disguised-spring-loaded-glitter-bomb

Just sayin. Feel free to send me money via paypal

 

[MarinePMI]

"Secret mission called for goig datk . This included his under wear which had 200 ft of skid mark in it . It's spy craft . "

Do you even spy bro?

 

[MarinePMI]

https://www.ruindays.com/collections/all/products/disguised-spring-loaded-glitter-bomb

Just sayin. Feel free to send me money via paypal

LOL! He'd probably shit himself....

 

[TheGerman]

Wait...did someone say ALBANIANS?!?!

 

[THEIS]

I would almost pay money to be able to speak to him on the phone for 10 minutes.

Hi,

You want the number Lol?

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[TheGerman]

Hi,

You want the number Lol?

Sincerely,
Theis

Hallo,

Oh yes please.

Bis Spater,

TG

 

[MarinePMI]

Uh-oh...shit's getting real now.

 

[Veer_G]

I think the scrap book idea has merit... Screen Shots of his best moments... All bound up in a High-Quality Shutterfly memory book... mailed to him.

Along with a "Robin Williams Commemorative Closet Belt" and some razor blades???

Or just a loaded pizza, paid in advance, from all his buddies on Snipers Hide. He'd probably shoot the pizza guy in a paranoid moment of retardedness... and we'd be liable for buying Domino's a new pizza guy.

Cheers,

Sirhr

I'll send Domino's this one roofer. Fucker walked in my back door and about lost his dick to Bella. And Daddy had her back.

 

[Bender]

Hallo,

Oh yes please.

Bis Spater,

TG

Talk slow and nice at first.... get more out of him before you slam the door shut

 

[W54/XM-388]

You could always you know call him and say you are a veterans support group and you were told about his great service and wanted to see if he would come so you could present him with a medal of appreciation and a check to thank him for his service.....................

 

[THEIS]

Uh-oh...shit's getting real now.

Hi,

LOL it's been real....we had his address about 5 pages back in the original thread LOL.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[TheGerman]

Talk slow and nice at first.... get more out of him before you slam the door shut

I'm curious how fucking crazy his voicemail message is.

 

[Redmanss]

The only plaque they deserve is the shit on their teeth they lie straight through.

 

[Veer_G]

This thread needs theme music!

 

[Redmanss]

I will caution everyone, there's a line between outing a liar on the web and actual (and potentially illegal) harassment.

Out them and leave them to wallow in their own shit. We're better than they are, and they don't deserve any more of our time until they try their shit again in our house.

 

[Veer_G]

I will caution everyone, there's a line between outing a liar on the web and actual (and potentially illegal) harassment.

Out them and leave them to wallow in their own shit. We're better than they are, and they don't deserve any more of our time until they try their shit again in our house.

Well said, Red. We stay above reproach and whacko piss-dribbler has to deal with his puffed-out balloon face in his dirty, cracked mirror every morning.

 

[Mike Casselton]

It's when the Germans gassed the Soviets at Harbor FREIGHT.

Duh.

Fixed it for ya

 

[Alphatreedog]

"Secret mission called for goig datk . This included his under wear which had 200 ft of skid mark in it . It's spy craft . "

Do you even spy bro?

I spy sumpin wit big hooters and a rokin mommy ass .

 

[Redmanss]

I spy sumpin wit big hooters and a rokin mommy ass .

 

[Veer_G]

Fixed it for ya

Too much eier mit senfsoße!

 

[EddieNFL]

....man also apparently survived a poison gas attack.....

https://www.glocktalk.com/threads/ruger-precision-rifle.1635035/page-2#post-23529255


jesus this guy must have pulled the short straw in life........

Let me guess, Operation Tailwind.

 

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Let me guess, Operation Tailwind.

i was just assuming he was got cross contaminated during his time as a Chem-trail pilot for the CIA