Maggie’s An Old Pilot

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An old pilot sat down at the Starbucks and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him..

She turned to the pilot and asked, 'Are you a real pilot?'

He replied,
'Well, I've spent my whole life flying biplanes, Cubs,
Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew in WWII in a B-29,
and later in the Korean conflict,
taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds,
so I guess I
am a pilot.'

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women.
As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I
shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked
women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'

The two sat sipping in silence.

A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:

"are you a real pilot?"

He replied, 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.

 

[jrhammons]

Re: An Old Pilot

lol good one

 

[JCH]

Re: An Old Pilot

that's a good one.

 

[billyburl2]

Re: An Old Pilot

Heard that, except it was an old cowboy. Still a good joke though!!