Another Inappropriate Wedding Photographer

[Longshot231]

Some of you remember the website: psychoexgirlfriend.com which is no longer in existence.

Fortunately, someone has saved those voicemail messages for the benefit of younger men who haven't seen what sort of misery crazy women can create.

For those of you that have symptoms of PTSD from getting involved with the criminally insane, I apologize for bringing up bad memories. To the younger men who have yet to experience this misery you might want to drop an anvil on your tally-wacker as it would feel better than getting involved with a psychopath that makes you happy in bed but wants to kill you when she has her clothes on.

Gentlemen, listen and learn...

 

[Longshot231]

PS: Restraining orders don't work.

 

[Mooncake]

I dunno, man, nobody backs into it like a crazy broad. I aaaaaaaalmost think it's worth it.

 

[Longshot231]

I dunno, man, nobody backs into it like a crazy broad. I aaaaaaaalmost think it's worth it.

Think carefully before you go down that road, young man.

 

[Fig]

Some of you remember the website: psychoexgirlfriend.com which is no longer in existence.

Fortunately, someone has saved those voicemail messages for the benefit of younger men who haven't seen what sort of misery crazy women can create.

For those of you that have symptoms of PTSD from getting involved with the criminally insane, I apologize for bringing up bad memories. To the younger men who have yet to experience this misery you might want to drop an anvil on your tally-wacker as it would feel better than getting involved with a psychopath that makes you happy in bed but wants to kill you when she has her clothes on.

Gentlemen, listen and learn...

That was tame.
Plug "crazy violent girlfriend" into youtube.

 

[Longshot231]

That was tame.
Plug "crazy violent girlfriend" into youtube.

I'm too much of a coward to do that but will try.

 

[Fig]

LOL

 

[Longshot231]

 

[Mooncake]

LOL

Yucky. Getting the crazy without the hot is just plain dumb.

 

[Bender]

Guys don’t pay hookers for sex.

They pay hookers to leave and keep their mouth shut.

 

[SilentStalkr]

I’d hogtie her and bang her for a few days straight then turn her loose! I’d just have to make sure it was at my cabin in the woods. Don’t want the crazies knowing where I live. Haha. She is pretty hot but the way she acted at the wedding makes her seem like a whore. It’s possible she was drugged out of her mind tho.

 

[SilentStalkr]

I had a crazy hot girl do that with her teeth! I grabbed her hair, she bit harder. I don't recall how I got out of that one... We were only together two weeks.

But the second time she did it we were in a bed against a cinderblock wall and I throttled her throat and popped the back of her head against the wall (use your imagination) and she went limp for bit. Told a friend he "could have her" to "take her home". Two birds with one stone! See, he was an asshole so I pawned her off on him and she ruined his life for a few years, they found him hanging by a belt in the closet once. Talk about dodging a bullet.

And when they broke up and he was heartbroken? I fucked her in a motel room, passed her on to a friend and DD'd!

Years later I ran into her and her giant tits and thought about a another shot. Didn't look so crazy. She'd married a marine and had kids and I guess he dominated her ass, maybe that's what she needed all along? Some want that I guess.

Her name wasn’t Nikki was it?

 

[Alphatreedog]

Crazy makes the world go round . I used to be partial to cra Peurto Rican girls .
Was bangin a crazy PR stripper for a while . The first time I hit it she just checks out and starts moanin and howlin the craziest shit I've ever heard . At one point in the throws of ecstasy she starts howlin about how her uncle and cousins used to gang rape her . I am a piece of shit , this I know but that made Little Elvis grow about three inches and grab an inch in width . I mean yippie kyoo ky Yeh . ?

 

[supercorndogs]

Guys don’t pay hookers for sex.

They pay hookers to leave and keep their mouth shut.

 

[Strykervet]

I'd have fucked her... At my own wedding!

 

[oneshot86]

Crazy makes the world go round . I used to be partial to cra Peurto Rican girls .
Was bangin a crazy PR stripper for a while . The first time I hit it she just checks out and starts moanin and howlin the craziest shit I've ever heard . At one point in the throws of ecstasy she starts howlin about how her uncle and cousins used to gang rape her . I am a piece of shit , this I know but that made Little Elvis grow about three inches and grab an inch in width . I mean yippie kyoo ky Yeh . ?

fuckin like button only works once, you deserve much better.
what a cool story

 

[Veer_G]

Crazy makes the world go round . I used to be partial to cra Peurto Rican girls .
Was bangin a crazy PR stripper for a while . The first time I hit it she just checks out and starts moanin and howlin the craziest shit I've ever heard . At one point in the throws of ecstasy she starts howlin about how her uncle and cousins used to gang rape her . I am a piece of shit , this I know but that made Little Elvis grow about three inches and grab an inch in width . I mean yippie kyoo ky Yeh . ?

That's like so TMI.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

I used to get with only crazy chicks, they totally are more fun in bed. Just don't date them and wear a rubber, it's worth it. If you date them or give them any type of commitment you're screwed. Know when to move on, and then when you've gone back an extra time anyways cut it out.

 

[supercorndogs]

I am surprised everyone is so hung up on the sex, drunk skanks are a dime a dozen. I am much more puzzled with the mechanics of her pissing on the tree. Thats some next level heathenry.