Maggie’s Another West Virginia joke

[4thHorseman]

Q. Why does a West Virginia father tell his son never marry a virgin?

A. Because if she is not good enough for her family, she is not good enough for ours.

 

[dohnuts58]

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How do you circumcise a redneck?


Kick his sister in the chin

 

[JSTARSZ]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: dohnuts58</div><div class="ubbcode-body">How do you circumcise a redneck?


Kick his sister in the chin</div></div> ouch on so many levels

 

[Maggot]

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What do you call a West Virginia couple with a gifted child?

Kidnappers.

 

[Flint62a1]

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How do you know the toothbrush was invented in West Viginia?

If it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush

 

[4thHorseman]

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Why doesn't a West Virginia man circumcise his penis?

He needs someplace to put his chewing tobacco while he brushes his teeth.

 

[Tripwire]

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What'd the lil' ol' girl from West Virginia say the first time she had sex?


Git off'n me Daddy, yer mashin' my damn cigarettes...........

 

[tullius]

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Q: How come birds fly upside down over West Virginia?
A: Nothin' worth shittin' on.

 

[Tripwire]

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Y'all heard 'bout the Governor's mansion up there in West Virginia din't ya?

It caught fire.......damn near burnt the down the whole trailer park.

 

[Tripwire]

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What's the best thing to ever come out of West Virginia?

I-77 South..........

 

[km71107]

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The same thing happened in Arkansas too. The Governor's library was a total loss in a fire. Both books, and he wasn't finished coloring in one of 'em!

 

[Tripwire]

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Why isn't Driver's Ed and Sex Ed ever on the same day in West Virgina's schools?

Because the mule would get too tired..........

 

[-=boone=-]

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easy now...

 

[redrum007]

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Whats the most confusing day in West Virginia (or enter name of other city)?

Fathers Day

 

[rascaldog]

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When a man and woman in West Va. get married are they still brother and sister?

 

[McCrazy]

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Q: What is the definition of ” relative humidity”?

A: The sweat that forms on your sister's upper lip as she is giving you a BJ.

 

[GAP-10]

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All good jokes.

 

[VaFarmer1]

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Two good ol' boys in a West Virginia trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer after getting off of work at the mine.

After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "Iff'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head, and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says,

"Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."

 

[VaFarmer1]

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Two friends were hunting in West Virginia when one said to the other
I can see your house from here and your wife is cheatin on ya
The other say's I've had it with her, shoot her in the head, and shoot him in the private parts!"
Friend say's I can do that in one shot!

 

[Zebra644]

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Did you know that the tooth brush was invented in West Virgina?

thats why its called a tooth brush instead of a teeth brush.

 

[THibben]

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what's the difference between a West Virginia boy and a West Virginia Girl?

Thr Girl gets the higher sperm count!

 

[drmarc]

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Glad you WV guys are taking this one and not KY....