Army Jerry list...

[oneshot86]

for his return, hopefully soon...

#1, what have you been up to stud?
#2, thoughts on plastic?
#3, how much more ammo did you buy?

 

[Maser]

#4: How many SJWs did you make melt into a puddle of piss and tears?

 

[Blue Sky Country]

#5. How many times did you burst out laughing when you read Bender's dedication thread to you?

#6. How do you feel about the guy who Bubba'd an already rare M-1941 Johnson rifle?

 

[Sean the Nailer]

You know he's going to arrive with the theme-song from "Welcome Back Kotter"

 

[Loonhunter]

Did you actually read Marbury v. Madison during your time out?

 

[Spblademaker]

What’s the top speed on the BMW?

 

[demolitionman]

AJ, do you think you would have been able to seat bump jump that yz80 over a car that was coming at you broadside?

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Banned? Huh... I thought you left to get on with it already, and you were finished except the mopping up...

 

[cornhusker86]

Did you invest in gold?

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

You were gone?

 

[Spblademaker]

How was “free hugs day” at the no kill dog shelter?

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

I do not have a question for him. I would tell him that free men do not ask permission to bear arms. He would agree. I would say that communists are not people, they are the property of the state. He would agree. I would buy more ammo. He would agree. Then we would make fun of somebody for being a sheep and/or bootlicker commie and disagreeing with us. That is why I like ArmyJerry, he's an agreeable guy.

 

[Maggot]

How many Army Jerry's does it take to load a magazine?

 

[Loonhunter]

I do not have a question for him. I would tell him that free men do not ask permission to bear arms. He would agree. I would say that communists are not people, they are the property of the state. He would agree. I would buy more ammo. He would agree. Then we would make fun of somebody for being a sheep and/or bootlicker commie and disagreeing with us. That is why I like ArmyJerry, he's an agreeable guy.

He probably wouldn’t understand a word you said cause of his dick being in your mouth

 

[Spblademaker]

How many Army Jerry's does it take to load a magazine?

Zero. He’s a belt-fed guy

 

[Inifinty]

 

[Spblademaker]

 

[Blue Sky Country]

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Holy fuck, you win this thread!

 

[PPB]

We chipped in and got you a new ammo case

 

[W54/XM-388]

The handle looks like it needs a bit more reinforcement.

 

[PPB]

Its a 22lr case for AJ's pew pew

 

[Rthur]

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[Srgt. Hulka]

That SOB is at home reading this stuff and laughing his ass off.






But he’ll never admit to it. ?

 

[Maggot]

The handle looks like it needs a bit more reinforcement.

But its got PPB's picture on it.

 

[Bender]

 

[PPB]

Jerry has my picture on his bedroom ceiling

 

[Mike Casselton]

Who ate my fuckin box of crayons?

 

[Maser]

Why does Ben Shapiro support abortions when it comes to my birth?

 

[BLKWLFK9]

Would you like to hear about our Lord and Savior Tom Cruise?

 

[Ravenworks]

Just do what you do,see you in a bit

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

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Jerry’s depression, from being banned from the Hide, has left him a little thin these days.

 

[Spblademaker]

Jerry’s depression, from being banned from the Hide, has left him a little thin these days.

His racing leathers are happy now.

 

[MtnCreek]

Is this like sample list where I can buy a slightly abused scope for about the same as a new one from a Hide vender?

 

[isofahunter]

Who is Army Jerry and why does he buy more ammo.

 

[Marinevet1]

Fuck AJ

 

[Loonhunter]

Fuck AJ

That’s the spirit!

 

[Loonhunter]

Fuck AJ

This one’s for you

 

[PPB]

His racing leathers are happy now.

 

[powdahound76]

Those leathers are more for rubbin......

Maybe AJ likes to wear em when hes riding his Harley?

 

[DuneBoer]

DID YOU HEAR? THAT BONERLICIOUS BMW RIDIN' ARMY JERRY IS COMING BACK SOON!!! YAY!!!

 

[Ravenworks]

DID YOU HEAR? THAT BONERLICIOUS BMW RIDIN' ARMY JERRY IS COMING BACK SOON!!! YAY!!!
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Sorry,but that picture makes me think of a guy sucking another guy off and I want to vomit.

 

[Snipe260]

Did someone piss you off in Paris today?

 

[DuneBoer]

Gay Paree?

 

[Deleted member 113831]

While I wouldn't care if ArmyJerry was fucked to death with a red hot bouquet of bronze cocks.....

I do find it fitting that for all his ranting bullshit, all he really amounts to is a mascot for the Pit.

 

[W54/XM-388]

While I wouldn't care if ArmyJerry was fucked to death with a red hot bouquet of bronze cocks.....
I do find it fitting that for all his ranting bullshit, all he really amounts to is a mascot for the Pit.

It seems for some AJ brings out strong feelings.

That in itself is something. Make em Mad, Make em Sad, Make em Glad, but at least make them think.

You are of course more than welcome to get a head start on AJ and kick everything off.

 

[footsteps]

He's Tracking Down RBG for a pitty fuck.