Around 9 months from now---

[Foul Mike]

With everyone staying at home all this time is there going to be a surge of births? and how many will be already divorced or working their way through the process because they drove each other crazy?

I predict a bunch of both.

 

[Centuriator]

I think it is called a "Baby Boomlet" in such situations?

And re. divorce..sad, but true.

 

[Arc Light]

Yep. They will be known as "Gen TP"

 

[sharpshot50]

Coronials!

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[DIBBS]

Don't have to worry about THAT, don't even remember how it happens....

 

[Alphatreedog]

Why do you think Pelosi put abortion funding in the relief package ? At least try to keep up .?

 

[Bender]

I just told my wife I was going to leave her if she got pregnant again.

she told me she would leave herself as well if she got pregnant because she had a hysterectomy a while ago. lol.

 

[JMGlasgow]

Quaranteens

 

[SilentStalkr]

I dunno, I’m over here getting blue balls myself.

 

[deersniper]

Not if they’re already pregnant

 

[TheBigCountry]

If The Boss ends up pregnant cuz of this “isolation” I’ll call it a miracle

 

[SilentStalkr]

I mean if things get much worse on the blue ball front I’ll be out looking for women instead of TP and food.

 

[abn31c]

Shoulda bought stock in pornhub.........

 

[Mater2009]

In 8 months I will be buying all the shit that everyone overpaid for at a discount price so the same people that were in a panic can buy Christmas ?