I was in the military back in the day. We had a guy in the shop who smelled like he rolled in shit and ate from the cat box.
One day the 1st shirt drags his ass to the dentist since he refused to do his twice annual cleaning. Upon his return I had to speak with him. OH GOD!!!!! This fuckers breath smelled like dead dogs in a hot car, it was gagging me. I stepped away and asked, " What the fuck bro, you eating fermented cat shit?"
He said,"For your info I went to the dentist today." I asked if the dentist shit in his mouth? He said, "No, I have three abcessed teeth and they put shunts in to drain the puss." As I gagged he said, " You think it smells bad, you should taste it."
On that note we all left the room.
