Attracting hummingbirds

[Rthur]

That MFr thought all week to design that hat.

R

 

[Baron23]

Hummingbird pussy. Gets 'em every time.

 

[Snipe260]

This is how I attract hummer-birds to my yard. Just hang a few up and hummer-birds will flock to your yard.
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Is that chicken McNuggets riding on top?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Is that the "flying fuck" I've been told about so many times?

Hummingbird pussy. Gets them every time.

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[Blue Sky Country]

Is that the "flying fuck" I've been told about so many times?

And @Baron23 : Pic downloaded for future memeing and shitposting on liberal crybaby sites...

 

[BullGear]

The wife has 4 flower pots she hangs on the deck's railing. Every year we have a ton of hummingbird come around and feed on the flowers. It's fun to watch them.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The cats love them! They are cheaper than Kibble, too!

Seriously... have some feeders. Love the little buzz bombs.

SIrhr

 

[akmike47]

I like to stand by the feeder with my dick out and let them land on it! Feels soooo good!

Those little vibrating beaks slide right on in your urethra

 

[P-Squared]

Is that code for porn?

Midget Porn

 

[akmike47]

Midget Porn

They make non-midget porn?

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Credit goes to @DarnYankeeUSMC and @Baron23

 

[buffalowinter]

I like hummingbirds.

 

[1J04]

Aren't there some sugars one shouldn't use to make the nectar? I think one type is actually a poison to them.

 

[ACK]

Last October I posted about our resident hummingbird. Wife called it Leslie. Since we are in moderate climate he did not migrate, he remains in the area however we seldom see other birds. We replace/refill the feeder once a week.

Not related to hummingbirds but cool:

Drone Hummingbird

 

[TheGerman]

I used to have an actual turkey that lived in my yard.

No shit, fully grown turkey that would scare the fuck out of me just jumping out of bushes and shit when I'd walk by.

Is that worth anything?

 

[6.5SH]

I used to have an actual turkey that lived in my yard.

No shit, fully grown turkey that would scare the fuck out of me just jumping out of bushes and shit when I'd walk by.

Is that worth anything?

I love Wild Turkey but not the same thing

 

[Tchitcherine]

@Melissa321 have you met @jenniferroseey ? You two seem to have a lot in common, with regards to long range precision shooting.

 

[diverdon]

I used to have an actual turkey that lived in my yard.

No shit, fully grown turkey that would scare the fuck out of me just jumping out of bushes and shit when I'd walk by.

Is that worth anything?

Yes it is worth something, especially if you celebrate Thanksgiving.

 

[buffalowinter]

 

[FS1]

Do you have any Hummingbird tongue recipes? We have thread for that.

 

[Baron23]

I love hummingbirds and find #8 shot in 20 ga works well on them.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

@Melissa321 have you met @jenniferroseey ? You two seem to have a lot in common, with regards to long range precision shooting.

I know Blanca Weiss, Julie Milvania, Sarah Mays, and PandaHalo AKA Sarah McKenzie too...

1000 Interwebz Culture Knowledge points to whoever recognizes that clusterfuck...

 

[Charger442]

one cup of regular old sugar to one quart of water, heat/boil until sugar dissolves. here in Gods Country of Central/South Texas, put out in Mid February to start attracting them back in.

i put out a gallon and a half at a time and make it in 3 gallon batches.

 

[softcock]

one cup of regular old sugar to one quart of water, heat/boil until sugar dissolves. here in Gods Country of Central/South Texas, put out in Mid February to start attracting them back in.

i put out a gallon and a half at a time and make it in 3 gallon batches.

I use ( 3 to 1 mix ) for year round . 1 cup sugar / 3 cup water . and also, It takes the colder winter months better here for not getting froze as fast, for the hummingbirds that hang here all winter and don't migrate out .
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[Eostech]

https://www.snipershide.com/shooting/threads/new-member.7086545/#post-9623552

 

[MtnGhost]

My Ruby-throated hummers don't like to share and there's constant dogfights over the feeders, usually with on dominant asshole sitting close by guarding them, like he's going to drink 16oz. of nectar by himself. They'll even buzz my head if I get too close.

They're smart little shits and one day in early spring I can expect to look out and see one thats returned from Mexico or Central America sitting on a favorite deer horn and know it's time to put the feeders back up.

Same here. I've seen as many as 5 of those ruby-throated Anna's in a turbocharged dogfight each other over the feeder. Super territorial!