Maggie’s Bad Dad Jokes

[WGOMF]

A giant termite walks into a bar and ask;

Is the bar tender here?

 

[BJames]

Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa?

They make the toys…

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Flat earthers have nothing to fear but sphere itself

 

[Jscb1b]

What is green and red and sits on the toilet?







A girl scout doing her duty.

 

[Salad_shooter]

How many @powdahound76 does it take to screw in a light bulb?

8

1 to screw in the bulb
And 7 more to tell him "nice turns"

 

[powdahound76]

Damn.
CO fruit bats even getting mean.



PM pics of this AMs deuce inbound my friend.

 

[Salad_shooter]

Damn.
CO fruit bats even getting mean.



PM pics of this AMs deuce inbound my friend.

Ugh, I have to walk back over to my neighbors door step just to get pics. Jeez, the nerve of people in pink shoes.

 

[Long_Action]

How is 88 better than 69? You get ate twice

I just said to my wife "How about we 68". "What's that mean " she said. I replied with "It's where you suck my dick, and I owe you one".

 

[TexPatriot]

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