Maggie’s Being single in China

[Cartman]

I've read being a single guy in China is tough because there one child policy has led to millions more men than women. But I didn't realize it was this tough:

Depressed bachelor cuts off penis then CYCLES to hospital for treatment | Mail Online

 

[woojos]

Japan has an entirely different problem:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpZbu7J7UL4

 

[cshann55]

I think I would defect long before the knife came out.