Best movie one liners

[davsco]

Theres something about mary

'Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package......' - There's Something About Mary

[spying on Mary] Pat Healy: Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative.

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[mosin46]

violence

 

[mkollman74]

“Never trust a woman or a government.” – From “Angel and the Badman” (1947)

 

[Ichi]

"Get use to disappointment..."

 

[Ichi]

"I'm drinking wine, eating some cheese, catching some rays, you know..."

"I only ride them. I don't know what makes them work..."

 

[Ichi]

 

[Ichi]

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

"Ass like a ten year old boy!"

 

[CCISERTDAWG]

 

[mtwarych]

"He is a product of your profession, not mine"

 

[MO Fugga]

“Never trust a woman or a government.” – From “Angel and the Badman” (1947)

The only thing I'm scared of? Women and the Po-lice. -The Bandit

 

[Ichi]

 

[Expert684]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Well, I guess yer gonna have to kill me...

It'll hurt if I do..

Well... he was advised...

Love that movie. Went to see it with my father-in-law the night before my first son was born. (he just turned 29) The wife ate supper in the hospital and they had to delay the C-section til morning... so we went to the movies that evening... lol.

 

[Slash0311]

 

[cas6969]

 

[NoDopes]

"We wouldn't be down here with single-shot big bores when we should be packing full auto, preferably belt-fed!"

 

[Big Phish]

Another Clint Eastwood Dirty Harry clip with so many punch lines its mind boggling.

 

[Ichi]