Best movie one liners

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[JoshPutman]

"Abby Normal."

 

[davsco]

A day late and a dollar short

 

[ironman56]

Surprised this one hasn't been put up yet:

"I ain't got time to bleed..."

Or , "bunch of slack jawed faggots"

 

[mi650]

"Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!"

 

[cas6969]

 

[KYAggie]

 

[timesublime]

 

[Pillow Gun]

Get to the chopper

 

[Fx51LP308]

Get to the chopper

Oddly enough, this was Schwartzeneger's signature for eliminating people off "The Apprentice" (like DJT would say, "You're FIred.") Schwartzeneger would say, "You're Terminated... Get to the Chopper!" And they actually had a chopper standing by as opposed to a limmo.

 

[The D]

Basically all of Tommy Boy and Dumb and Dumber

 

[Duc]

 

[KYAggie]

Here’s another favorite of mine; applies to just about everything in life….

 

[theLBC]

 

[theLBC]

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[Franko]

I always liked the Darth Vader quote to Lando, "Perhaps you think your being treated unfairly."

 

[Threadcutter308]

"Abby Normal."

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

I think TV shows need to be included in this...

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[6.5SH]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[6.5SH]

 

[cas6969]

 

[Short-bus]

 

[Short-bus]

 

[paulrem308]

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I'll have 2 chickens. Then proceeds to totally f them up..

 

[Big Phish]

Porkys qoute are outta the workd.

“- Pee Wee: It's too big.
- Tommy: Pee Wee, we don't have any training rubbers.
- Mickey: He needs the junior size.”

 

[Fx51LP308]

Porkys qoute are outta the workd.

And my favorite.... "A 'Tallywhacker.....' Please refer to it as a 'Tallywhacker...' "

 

[Im2bent]

And my favorite.... "A 'Tallywhacker.....' Please refer to it as a 'Tallywhacker...' "

Paging Mike Hunt....paging Mike Hunt. Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?

 

[Herb Stoner]

 

[Short-bus]

 

[Threadcutter308]

 

[Ronws]

"Let the wookie win."

 

[Fx51LP308]

And let's really reach back and tap into those Sci-Fi things.

2001 A Space Odyssey -

Now, I know the trend will be to go to the standard "My mind is going.... I can feel it..." but I always found this one more meaningful...

 

[Herb Stoner]

Got to know the guy on the other end of that call. Great guy and we had a few things in common coming from Dutch immigrant families. He did quite a few missions as an astronaut and was the first shuttle commander to take the shuttle through maneuvers (first couple were just making sure they got the up and back part right). The stories he told about flying that mission were amazing and hilarious.
I was in my early years in a senior role at a large company and I learned a lot from him on how to manage and respond to those “we have a problem” calls.

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

Kinda reminds me of all the pronoun bullshit...

 

[Modoc]

Can’t find any videos, but from the Classic “Blazing Saddles”

Preacher - “Son, You are on your own!”

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[Daddyusmaximus]

 

[cas6969]

 

[101st 2.0]

 

[Markbsae]

"WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!"

 

[Heretic]

"Still got the shovel"