BIG Problem - Another Member-Member Deal Gone Bad?

[Guest]

I struck an "off the table" deal (they wouldn't fit under the table) with another member here via telepathy.

The deal was that he would supply me three greasy fat bitches in excess of 350 lbs apiece.
In trade, I was going to send him a homemade banana milkshake and two frozen pie crusts.

I packaged up my milkshake and pie crusts real good and sent them to the address I had in my head.
UPS confirmed the delivery signed for by "Raoul Manischewitz" - noted as 'runny and smelly'. That was Raoul, not the package. I packed them in lava rocks, so they should have been fine.

That was nearly 17 partly cloudy days ago, and I still have not received my three greasy fat bitches! WTF?

Continued efforts to reconnect with the member have been futile. I suspect sunspots and or oil slicks are causing interference, but I can only exhibit so much patience here.

I don't want to out this dude yet, but he's getting real close to making me more than a little bit less than not unhappy with him. If you know what I mean.

Anybody else had any dealings with him or know his whereabouts / frequency?

 

[Guest]

Re: BIG Problem - Another Member-Member Deal Gone Bad?

Not looking to cause trouble. Just need them fat bitches.

 

[GasLight]

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funny, I was just thinking about this

 

[50calibercruiser]

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I can't believe Shankster let you down like this! He's generally an up standing member around here.

 

[Guest]

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So you know what I'm talking about, right Dave?
Did you get in on the same action?
What did he get from you?

 

[Guest]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 50calcruiser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I can't believe Shankster let you down like this! He's generally an up standing member around here. </div></div>

I'm not saying it was or wasn't shankster. Like I said, I'd rather keep the matter private and give him a chance to uphold his end. I'm just bringing it up here because two telegraphs have come back as undeliverable.

 

[teknikallysekure]

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Hahaha bravo good post.

 

[smokshwn]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 50calcruiser</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I can't believe Shankster let you down like this! He's generally an up standing member around here. </div></div>

What a moron....Shankster can't let go of a fat greasy bitch.....no way no how

 

[samuraiwarrior23]

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I have a fat greasy bitch avail if you interested.

 

[The Mechanic]

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Tucker, have you contacted Frank? He may be able to supply some greasy bitches with his contacts. Maybe even gratis with gravy.

 

[Red Ryder]

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The first thing you should've done is contact the match director.

No, wait, that was for another thread.

YOU NEED TO OUT HIM SO WE CAN BOYCOTT HIS WEBSITE!!!

 

[Guest]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SAMURAIWARRIOR23</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I have a fat greasy bitch avail if you interested. </div></div>

You got some on the hoof numbers on them?

 

[Guest]

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Here is the vision I had in my head when I was telepathying to the unnamed individual who may or may not be shankster.

Only there was three of them. The other two was doing situps. One was trying to do a crunch while the other one dangled a donut just out of reach.


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[long range dogr]

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Thats Bullshit!

Is this guy a vendor here?He needs to make it right!You are owed those three fat bitches!

Out him publicly dammit! BTW What kind of back pack where you gonna use with the fat bitches in question? Also what where you gonna put in it?

 

[GasLight]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">So you know what I'm talking about, right Dave?
Did you get in on the same action?
What did he get from you?</div></div>

Well, I am starting to think this is a 3-way telepathy, perhaps you just need to give the un-named guy some extra time. FWIW, I answered my door the other day, was actually kinda pissed that it got knocked on in the first place during Maury. Anyway, this guy hands me a box and calls me a stinky bastard then runs out my gate. I walk back in the house and throw the package on the floor next to the couch. I grab my Olde English 40 and sit back on the couch, even more pissed, cause now I missed the damn DNA test, and I can't tell who the damn father is over all the fighting. I change the channel and watch some As The World Turns for about 15 seconds. I just can't get over it, damnit I wanted to know who the f'n douche bag dad was. So I chug down the rest of my 40, and get up in a huff to grab another one from the fridge. Well damn it all if that f'n package isn't right in my path. I trip over that sum bitch, and guess what, it explodes and I am now covered in some rotten banana smelling goo. I am beyond pissed at this point, I didn't even bother to look inside the package for anything further, I just tossed it out the front door, figuring the dogs would have fun with it. I then head back to the fridge and grab what turns out to be my last Olde English. F*#k is this day going to get any worse? I head to the bathroom to clean up. Would take a shower, but I still have 4000 assorted piece of misc. headstamp and caliber brass sitting in the tub. So I grab a towel off the floor and wipe up as much of this banana crap as I can. While I am wiping, it occurs to me (I'm guessing this is that telepathy thing you are talking about), someone is waiting on me to send out 3 350+ pound women. I don't know how to explain it, but the image was clear in my head. I need to package up 3 Olde English 40s, a pair of underwear, and my prized hustler magazine and mail it to the address in my mind. Well, calm down good sir, I am getting to it. I ran to the store to grab a few more Olde English, and headed back home to package it up. I had the 3 Olde English 40s, and a pair of underwear, and then went to grab my prized Hustler. I had to flip through it one last time, and one thing led to another. Well, needless to say the underwear are no longer in any condition to mail, and I just cracked open the last Olde English. It actually turned out to be a pretty good day! I will head back down to the store tomorrow and hopefully your ladies will be on their way soon.

 

[Guest]

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OK everyone. I just heard from the other party and it would appear that this issue will be resolved soon and in good faith.

Sorry I had to air it out here, but the fucking sunspots had me in a box.

I need to get the Home Depot and pick up supplies.

 

[shankster..]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">OK everyone. I just heard from the other party and it would appear that this issue will be resolved soon and in good faith.

Sorry I had to air it out here, but the fucking sunspots had me in a box.

I need to get the Home Depot and pick up supplies. </div></div>


Sorry for the delay tucker. I have sent the full-sized, well lubricated, full-figured women UPS C.O.D.


This could have been handled by PM.

 

[nock]

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I think the member put on tinfoil around his head so you can’t contact the member.

 

[drmarc]

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Is this a group buy?

Can we still get in?

 

[ainnamor]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: tucker301</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I need to get the Home Depot and pick up supplies. </div></div>

high strength concrete is going to be a must with three babes running around.

 

[gugubica]

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ohhhh, now it makes sence, I just got a package with 3 greasy fat bitches in it. must have sent it to the wrong place...sorry, they are all used up now, it was fun though. He definitely supplies the best G.F.B.s

 

[AXEMAN]

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i think your screwed. i get the impression that a guy that likes GFBs would never trade 3 of them away. unless it was for 3 new ones or 4 old ones

 

[chris223]

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mine were delivered before the holiday
thanks a bunch !!

 

[Guest]

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Just one of these girls qualifies as a "Group Buy".

 

[Wardy]

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wow....that is truly an incredible! The audicity of some folks to hold out on you like that tucker301.....I know i would be freakin out as well!!!! Atleast the other member is gonna come clean with ya!

 

[shankster..]

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To make things right with tucker, I am including a complementary bottle of wine with my big women:

BTW, I will send 5 gallon bucket of some chocolate syrup too. That really gets them going.

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