Big Salamis in The Big Apple
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To beaucoup Joe . To beaucoup . Being massive is a curse . It is uncormfortable to downright painfull for most women . The ones that are short and absurdly hot are out of the question unless you want bluesballs . Plump girls wit junk in the trunk seem for the most part to be able to work with it . Very frustrating bottoming out on 98 percent of what you hit . Forget about anal cause " you aint stickin that in my ass " . Although I have to admit that Ive threatened to poke one or two in da pooper in their sleep if they didn't get off , my ass . Seemed to stop em on a dime . You'd think the word of mouth advertisement would be worth it but in reality they were either just curious or unable to work with it . Doing porn was dammed near the only way to get it finished but the bitches doing that make mental institutions look like bastions of higher learning . No words to describe that kind o fuckin mental . Definitely not for recreational use . Strictly business . And yeah I know pictures or it didn't happen . Well no I'm not posting pics of my dick . I don't need the attention from Maser .
I concur . Never did figure how to direct conversation tactfully to , “ so do you have a high cervix ? ‘
As a favour , I DJed at a speed dating event once , never again . Batshit crazy comes in many flavours .
As a favour , I DJed at a speed dating event once , never again . Batshit crazy comes in many flavours .
Another example of how shallow people have become when they have to distract themselves with meaningless crap to avoid facing how shallow and weak they really are.
Embarrassing really.
But then how shallow does that make me for watching it? LOL
Embarrassing really.
But then how shallow does that make me for watching it? LOL
A lot of big dicks in that room..... but not one penis over 3”
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In my experience (which is extensive)...
Some women need a hog leg to satisfy them. I am a large man and definitely fall into Lake Woebegone territory (who knew Garrison Keeler was such a horn-dog/harasser), but I've been with some Amazons and coitus with them was like sticking it into a bucket of water. Not that it needs to fit like OJ's gloves, but there is a happy medium...
Some women need a hog leg to satisfy them. I am a large man and definitely fall into Lake Woebegone territory (who knew Garrison Keeler was such a horn-dog/harasser), but I've been with some Amazons and coitus with them was like sticking it into a bucket of water. Not that it needs to fit like OJ's gloves, but there is a happy medium...
Something to consider.
This was sage advice given by a guy who dealt with more pussy than most will ever hear of.
It will stretch a mile before it will tear an inch...
R
This was sage advice given by a guy who dealt with more pussy than most will ever hear of.
It will stretch a mile before it will tear an inch...
R
I'd say that article isn't 1/10th of it other than it's a commie/socialist loving charade posing as some down home bullshit.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/24/garrison-keillor-sexual-harassment-allegations
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/24/garrison-keillor-sexual-harassment-allegations
P.S. - I got no problems walking around naked on a beach in front of 5,000 people (Gunnison Beach @ Sandy Hook, NJ on a good weekend draws that size crowd). Big or small, who's to say...it's been that size for a long time. I've never had any complaints, and most ladies are 'repeat customers' so I must be doing something right.
My wife requested 9” one night, and to make it hurt....
So I shoved it in 3 times and punched her in the mouth......
So I shoved it in 3 times and punched her in the mouth......
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Gunny's a nice place to take a lady friend for a day at the beach - weekends are busy, but during the week, it's not so bad.
Me & the girlfriend usually pack a couple coolers (you can drink alcohol there, but I don't recommend it), a couple blankets, and a radio.
You see everything up there...good, bad, and everything in between. I tell women that if they have "body confidence" issues, they should go there & see...at least once in their lives...it'll change their whole outlook.
Once in a while, they get a perv or 2 who don't know how to act, but the Park Service gets rid of them, quickly.
It's amazing, for a country so steeped in sex, that Americans are more inhibited about their bodies than virtually everybody else is.
Gunny's a nice place to take a lady friend for a day at the beach - weekends are busy, but during the week, it's not so bad.
Me & the girlfriend usually pack a couple coolers (you can drink alcohol there, but I don't recommend it), a couple blankets, and a radio.
You see everything up there...good, bad, and everything in between. I tell women that if they have "body confidence" issues, they should go there & see...at least once in their lives...it'll change their whole outlook.
Once in a while, they get a perv or 2 who don't know how to act, but the Park Service gets rid of them, quickly.
It's amazing, for a country so steeped in sex, that Americans are more inhibited about their bodies than virtually everybody else is.
I'm a legend. My dick is only 2" long, but my balls weigh 11 lbs.
I think we just hit a new fuckin' low. Get that shit off this thread and out of this forum.
I am not going to uncoil it unless you are a woman then all bets are off.
I can't do the whole nine yards of Shankster, but I cull very few.
Heavy Duty Honeys can do some amazing things, and are grateful.
"Powder River, an inch deep, a mile wide and God Only knows how long!!! Let her Buck." {Tom T. Limon, CO 60-80} RIP
I can't do the whole nine yards of Shankster, but I cull very few.
Heavy Duty Honeys can do some amazing things, and are grateful.
"Powder River, an inch deep, a mile wide and God Only knows how long!!! Let her Buck." {Tom T. Limon, CO 60-80} RIP
