Maggie’s But will they actually respond?

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Gentlemen, and or Ladies:

Greetings and salutations. I am presently unable to log into my Yahoo account after having been hacked. Although I changed the password, I am having an impossible time getting the telephone SMS and/or verbal verification codes to work. We receive them, enter them, and then are told that the code is incorrect. Subsequent codes also fail to work, and I am afraid that we will soon run out of base-10 options. Does your verification system allow for hexadecimal options? Please forgive me for the florid, prolix nature of this communication, but I was made aware by my lovely wife that my previous, terse inquiry was too short to trigger a response on your part. Evidently, 100 words or more are required to get some sort of reaction by way of SEND so that you might hear my plaintive alphanumeric wail. I look forward, with a sweaty brow, and madly bulging eyes, in anticipation of the favor of a courteous reply so that I might continue to receive come-ons for purposefully misspelled ED drugs and entreaties to participate in the economic furtherance of unfortunate bank managers, deposed government ministers and/or their widows in lovely vacation spots such as Lagos, Nigeria and Monrovia, Liberia. My thanks for your attention to this matter, and good day.</div></div>

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Re: But will they actually respond?

Surprisingly enough, I tried a few more times to get in, and was about ready to write them an even more sarcastic email, when I figured that I might try just one more time. Lo and behold, this time up popped two challenge questions from way, way back in the mists of time, when I first set up the account. Thankfully, they were questions the answers to which I'd have to be dead not to be able to answer.