Caption this Trek fans.

[Gunfighter14e2]

 

[acudaowner]

something like this

but spock and jim not the avengers

 

[supercorndogs]

Holy first naked women I have ever seen Luke Skywalker.

Yes, Hans Solo I feel the force building inside of me.

 

[EddieNFL]

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"But, Capitan, it is not logical to become sexually aroused by mammary glands."

"Un-ass my bridge, Spock, you gay C*********R."

 

[j-huskey]

DAMN Spock, will you look at that JEEP!!!!!
Captain Kirk, what is a Jeep ? Is it the same as a Willys General Purpose quarter ton work horse from 1941 ?
Yes Spock, it is.
Captain Kirk, why do they call it a jeep?
Damn Vulcans ask too many questions.. just look at the pictures Spock, just look.
Captain Kirk, I am looking at the pictures. For some reason I cannot fathom, my pants are getting tighter at the crotch and I feel wetness, is this normal looking at Jeeps Captain ?
Yes Spock, it is for Vulcans.....
Damn Captain, can we get a Jeep for the Entreprize ???
Damn Spock, dont go making things difficult, JUST LOOK AT THE FUCKING PICTURES...
Captain Kirk, do Jeeps really fuck ???
Ahhhhhhhh...... ...
Shit......

 

[FS1]

Kirk: Spock how would you like to Pon Farr with that?
Spock: Doggie style captain, doggy style.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Spock, why are your ears getting longer?

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

No Spock, dammit, for the last time, that's NOT where she keeps her communicator.

 

[broncoaz]

Kirk - I didn’t know they came in green, we better go on a 5 year mission to find it

Spock - very logical, Jim

 

[Rthur]

Kirk- Red alert!
Kirk- I feel a photon torpedo being readied in my pants.
Spock- I see a "mind meld" in my future.

R

 

[johnnycat]

Spock: Captain, these are the beings sending the signal that repeats every 16 days.

Kirk: Three tits. That's gonna be interesting.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Two of us and one of her... Sounds like a Tricorder to me!

 

[Niles Coyote]

Hey Spock, did you read this? "First female Captain, lost in the Delta quadrant!"

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Spock: Logic says to put clothes on when you are cold.
Kirk: You're an idiot

 

[Maggot]

"Get your hand out of my pants, Captain."

 

[HeavyAssault]

Spock don't deny it any more.....THAT's your mom.

 

[Expert684]

Hey Bill, I heard Miss November will guest star on the show next month? Ready to break in that new couch in your dressing room?
I'm ready to show her the Vulcan "taint" grip, kinda like a bowling ball.

 

[ZY100]

Stardate 2235, Captain's log....has risen.

 

[little_scrapper]

Spock: Captain, the logical coarse of action would be to beam her aboard and mate with the female.

Captain: Spock! Shes! Out of! Your league! Spock.

Spock: Vulcan neck pinch captain. Vulcan neck pinch.

 

[Snipe260]

Spock; that’s one big shrimp Kirk!
Kirk; that’s not a shrimp dumbass, that’s her clitorus!
Spock; I tried one one time and it sure tasted like shrimp!
Kirk; sheeezs