Carbon Monoxide Instant Karma Clouts Cuckolding Coochie and Chummy Canoodler

[Veer_G]

Alternate title: Discovering How Your Ol' Lady Has Really Been Pinching Those Penis — uh — Pennies

http://abc7ny.com/2-dead-in-nj-garage-from-apparent-carbon-monoxide/3735120/

 

[Bender]

Who?

And why should I care?

 

[Veer_G]

Who?

And why should I care?

Because we should all be concerned with wildlife conservation?

 

[Bender]

Because we should all be concerned with wildlife conservation?

No

 

[Veer_G]

Um, because Black Lives Matter?

(ducking the rotten tomatoes quickly)