Cause we need more.....

[HeavyAssault]

This is needed fellas. Please write, call, email, carrier pigeon, whatever global warming crisis transportation your heart desires...please tell them to do this.

Group pushes for gender equity in vehicle crash testing

The group Verity Now is urging the Biden Administration to bring equity and equality to the government’s 5-star safety rating program.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Jgunner]

Just let it happen. 3/4 of the world will not learn any other way.

 

[PinesAndProjectiles]

At first I figured it was because the NTSB wasn’t using trans mannequins.

Man was I relieved when I found out it was just women.

 

[The D]

There needs to be a smoking hot trophy wife crash test dummy and a crash test rating when getting head on the highway.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

But but but, women are equal to men. So they are admitting that they are not?
Sheeesh I wish they would stay with the narrative

 

[akmike47]

Bunch of blondes are about to get new jobs.

 

[TexPatriot]

I hope the Karen crash test dummy dies.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

At first I figured it was because the NTSB wasn’t using trans mannequins.

Man was I relieved when I found out it was just women.

AWESOME idea to cause some fuckery out there against the woke cultists. Create a viral campaign where hundreds, thousands email and call:

Department store chains, demanding that they use "LGBT trans mannequins",

NTSB, demanding the use of "LGBT oriented dummies",

Libraries and museums, demanding history books, displays, literature to be rewritten so that leaders and important figures are "all labeled LGBT trans and are LGBT activists". For example, Napoleon has to be re-portrayed as a trans activist who led social justice movements when he was not leading troops into battle.

Callers and emailers must be serious and refrain from laughing at the absurdity of it all while engaging with targets.

Done on a large scale, this can derail the wokists very quickly.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

I hope the Karen crash test dummy dies.

She might intentionally try to run over a motorcyclist who has a CCW and then threaten him with a gun...

 

[Sean the Nailer]

There are all kinds of laws regulating 'child seats' and sizing and whatnot.

How long before we start seeing "female vehicles" and "male vehicles"?

Male vehicles will probably continue to look like Pick-up Trucks.
Female vehicles will probably be legislated to look like Mini-vans/SUV's with all kinds of padding/cushioning/supports/fashions/oversize-knobs because "nails" and extra-large mirrors with lights around them because "make-up".

And the size of kids-rides in the mall.

The regulations.... they're a-comin'

I'm just sayin.....

Merry Christmas

 

[sirhrmechanic]

AWESOME idea to cause some fuckery out there against the woke cultists. Create a viral campaign where hundreds, thousands email and call:

Department store chains, demanding that they use "LGBT trans mannequins",

NTSB, demanding the use of "LGBT oriented dummies",

Libraries and museums, demanding history books, displays, literature to be rewritten so that leaders and important figures are "all labeled LGBT trans and are LGBT activists". For example, Napoleon has to be re-portrayed as a trans activist who led social justice movements when he was not leading troops into battle.

Callers and emailers must be serious and refrain from laughing at the absurdity of it all while engaging with targets.

Done on a large scale, this can derail the wokists very quickly.

I thought all mannequin were trans. I mean when was the last time you saw a dude mannequin with a dick? They all cut them off apparently

 

[JoshPutman]

We need mannequins with big tits and crotch bulges. Call them Tranny Mannies.

 

[NoDopes]

Female crash dummy's will never crash into the correct barriers.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Female crash dummy's will never crash into the correct barriers.

And will undoubtedly spew out way too much data.

 

[HeavyAssault]

And will undoubtedly spew out way too much data.

Or be mad and not respond at all. LMAO

 

[oneshot86]

Too funny, women crashtest dummies could be its own thread

 

[fdkay]

In their defense, women do tend to have longer necks and are more prone to whiplash.

 

[long range sponge]

Or be mad and not respond at all. LMAO

Bullshit. Her initial response will be, I'm fine. Then when the data analysts take her at her word she'll be pissed that they "didn't care enough". Turns out the impact was just severe enough to potentially cause a concussion and now they'll never live that shit down because they "should have just known" something was wrong.

 

[Jgunner]

All i can think about in this thread

 

[Thorny]

Why not study the crashes that already happened. Why go and waste money on new tests and destroy more vehicles. The results are already out there. Ouch my brain hurts.

 

[Llatikcuf]

Where's the 325 lb Bubba crash test dummies?

 

[long range sponge]

Don't say I didn't warn you.