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Civilian Sniper!

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On the plus side, I feel downright svelte by comparison!! Good grief!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: bcw1284</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I agree. Dude in the camo is easily 2x of me. </div></div>

I swear! I'm not a small guy, but those cats are rockin' some seriously epic guts right there!
 
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I never authorized you guys to film me?!?!? Good thing I had my new combat gear on and been practicing my speed reloads or that might have been embarrasing!!
 
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The twinkie factory better watch out cause these slow speed massive drags mofos are training up for their invasion. As if the title "Civilian Sniper" wasn't enough, he doesn't even have a scope on his weapon. He must be the elusive "Iron Sight Sniper".
 
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I loved this part....

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Anyone seen my gold tooth ???
 
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That is right here in NC....pretty sure.

Really the funny part is most SE states below WV could host this training. Still proud to be a certified country redneck...gotta take the good with the bad!
 
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This guy's knowledge of his AK-47 is encyclopedic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG8F5QJDV2U&feature=channel

I transcribed some highlights:
"This particular rifle was used in Desert Storm, refinished by Tapco and shipped to America from Romania."

"Warsaw 10 Clone of the AK-47 it was made in 1967. And here it says made in Romania by CUGIR and it was imported into Georgia."

"Standard GI military magazine."

On that first one I think he meant to say that "this weapon was used to storm the dessert section of the Piggly Wiggly over the holler from our house."
 
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LOL told you they were shooting Wolf.


and CAN YOU HEAR THE FATTIE BEHIND THE CAMERA BREATHING! haha classic lardass
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Fritz24</div><div class="ubbcode-body">On the plus size...</div></div>


i couldnt resist
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Lowlight</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Captain Kick-Ass</div><div class="ubbcode-body">part II


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CKA you handle that Shotgun and AK really well. </div></div>

Do you really want to start this, Tiny Dancer? You always lose and end up editing my posts because you can't think of anything else to say. </div></div>

It seemed to have been too long since the last CKA vs LL post. After all of the relevant information and honest equipment reviews, I was worried that CKA had gone over to the dark side. I was hoping that the short jokes and internet jabs were coming back. Glad to see that you're still you.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Parallax</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I loved this part....

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Anyone seen my gold tooth ??? </div></div>

Toof.....

Tooth would indicate he could spell also....

Just sayin....
 
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The Fatties were the first to go.......
 
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Just when I thought that I was out they pull me back in!!!!

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you guys are making fun of their fat but you dont get it!
they could survive behind enemy lines for a month without needing any food! (diabolical)...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shootist2004</div><div class="ubbcode-body">you guys are making fun of their fat but you dont get it!
they could survive behind enemy lines for a month without needing any food! (diabolical)... </div></div>

already beat ya to that one yesterday haha

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 3006Spokane</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Thud</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I didn't know you had to be fat to be a Sniper. </div></div>


Duh, have to be able to go unknown time without food. The fatter you are the more your body has to eat away at while in the field. He'd last weeks longer than the average man. Only thing he has to do is put his mind in another place so he isn't thinking about double bacon cheeseburgers and frosties from Wendys. </div></div>
 
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My buddies at our training department would like to thank you for the best laugh them have had in a long time. We barely got any work done.
Keep up the great work, and lets see some more quality! In fact they will probably be used as examples in class.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sjohnny</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This guy's knowledge of his AK-47 is encyclopedic:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG8F5QJDV2U&feature=channel

I transcribed some highlights:
"This particular rifle was used in Desert Storm, refinished by Tapco and shipped to America from Romania."

"Warsaw 10 Clone of the AK-47 it was made in 1967. And here it says made in Romania by CUGIR and it was imported into Georgia."

"Standard GI military magazine."

On that first one I think he meant to say that "this weapon was used to storm the dessert section of the Piggly Wiggly over the holler from our house." </div></div>Listen to the cameraman struggling to breathe through the large amounts of lard.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Parallax</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I loved this part....

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Anyone seen my gold tooth ??? </div></div>

Dueling Shotguns?

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I wonder how much money dentists have made off Mossberg pistol grip shotgun injuries.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 500grains</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I wonder how much money dentists have made off Mossberg pistol grip shotgun injuries. </div></div>

Not enough!!!
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This guy needed a couple of drinks to "settle his nerves" before he went out to play.....at least it's not a real firearm....



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Weeks? try a month or two! Thats a whole lot of fucking fat!!!!!
 
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I think we can all learn a lot from this man, listen up!

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400 lb naked man with a gun; I hope he does not drink on the weekend. This is just a funny thread...thanks.
 
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Here he is with his post-apocalyptic plans!

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man that drunk guy had more than a few drinks. i can tell by his movements, i have been that drunk, lol. watching him try to get that mag out is just classic. love the music too

and ok... please hep me out on this. it could just be me, ive no military training at all. unless you count the things i have observed watching movies and documentaries and discovery, i have no idea about anything military unless i have read it... but... when you are in a firefight... it just seems like a smart idea, that just maybe... both people should try not to run out of ammo at the same time? i mean if it were me that they were shooting at, id just wait til that smooth tactical reload cease fire, stand up and pop those fat bastards. worst case id throw a pack of twinkies on the ground in front of them and let them shoot eachother over it, lol
 
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"Front and Back Baby!!"

Why is it that people see a TV show, buy a web cam, and feel the need to make a video? I appreciate Farmer Dell wanting to share his "skills" but I could not imagine thinking I was badass enough to start creating videos. Maybe I need some Kevlar to understand.

I wonder when he will realize that his center of mass might be a little larger than that vest was meant to protect.

Now ... off to buy some molle and donuts.
 
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3006Spokane said:
Thud said:
I didn't know you had to be fat to be a Sniper.


Duh, have to be able to go unknown time without food. The fatter you are the more your body has to eat away at while in the field. He'd last weeks longer than the average man. Only thing he has to do is put his mind in another place so he isn't thinking about double bacon cheeseburgers and frosties from Wendys.

You are correct!


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Didnt know BDU pants came in a size 80 X 30. His afghan tent maker friend must have sewn those clothes. The hot chick looks like they taught her to shoot as well. Good job guys, youre ready for deployment.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Joey762</div><div class="ubbcode-body">^^^^^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

where do people like this come from?!

I mean, hey, to each their own, but I just find it funny.

Best thread I've read in a long time! </div></div>

^^^^^^^^^HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
your gonna get banned for post count bumping!
 
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I just now noticed, what's with the sores all over farmer fatty's arms? little Meth maybe...
 
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A true leader of men!

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JRose</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It's obvious that I need more magazines on my tummy... </div></div>

And if you want to follow the lead of those well-trained warriors you will likley need more tummy as well...lots more tummy!
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: stacyp</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Impressive, wheres the cape and mask for this dude?</div></div>

I'm thinking the same thing.....
 
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Was the farmer sporting a tactical Thermacell on that vest
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? You HAM operators need to get that poo-poo hits the fan meeting channel ironed out. He can't do everything, he is leading the revolution already!