Maggie’s consideration is a waste of time, I have proof

[rifleman1981]

My wife told me awhile back that I was an inconsiderate asshole, I couldn't resist for some reason and I got one of those big overbearing grins on my face, What Is So Funny, my wife asked? I am considerate, and I can prove it to you I told her, I got up, went to the kitchen and got a chair. What do you need a chair for my wife asked? I was just thinking of you I replied, if I stand on this you won't half to get on your knees. needless to say, I wasted wasted a trip and just had to put the damn chair back, as I stated above, being considerate is a waste of time.

 

[sobrbiker883]

Re: consideration is a waste of time, I have proof

Best laugh I've had all day!!

 

[The Mechanic]

Re: consideration is a waste of time, I have proof

That's not bad. All I get is just plain asshole.

 

[jcfd2201]

Re: consideration is a waste of time, I have proof

LMAO! I actually just read that to my wife and she laughed too....and then told me not to get any ideas!

 

[The_Hoff]

Re: consideration is a waste of time, I have proof

hahahaha

 

[powell]

Re: consideration is a waste of time, I have proof

Damn think I would have gotten a "JUNK PUNCH"

 

[rifleman1981]

Re: consideration is a waste of time, I have proof

Lol, needless to say my wife didn't laugh, nor did she stand there very long after I stood up on the chair, I'm really surprised she didn't hit me in the nuts

 

[SledDog]

Re: consideration is a waste of time, I have proof

You're a braver man than I.

 

[rifleman1981]

Re: consideration is a waste of time, I have proof

I wouldn't rule out more ignorant instead of braver, and if my wife ever reads that I posted it, I wouldn't rule out dead either