Now for all the Olympic news that really isn’t in the news (you did not give a shit for anyway)
Today, two American’s ditch their American citizenship so they could compete for the Red Chinese Communist.
New President (Pick one after Biden is declared incompetent and the rest of the Garage Squad is kicked out of office) said, he would welcome them back as US Citizens….
As soon as….
Hell froze over, pigs were seen flying on their own wings in space and Joy Behar professed her great love and appreciation of the job Former President Donald Trump did while in office.
End of news.
Today, two American’s ditch their American citizenship so they could compete for the Red Chinese Communist.
New President (Pick one after Biden is declared incompetent and the rest of the Garage Squad is kicked out of office) said, he would welcome them back as US Citizens….
As soon as….
Hell froze over, pigs were seen flying on their own wings in space and Joy Behar professed her great love and appreciation of the job Former President Donald Trump did while in office.
End of news.
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