Job Interview in Texas
A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department
is being interviewed. The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your
qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude
suitability test that you must take before you can be
accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of
ammo across the desk, he says: "Take
this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "
"Why the rabbit?" "Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you
start?"
A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department
is being interviewed. The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your
qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude
suitability test that you must take before you can be
accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of
ammo across the desk, he says: "Take
this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "
"Why the rabbit?" "Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When can you
start?"