Re: Describe Your Last Poop Using Only a Movie Title
After overeating Thanksgiving weekend...and the leftovers the past week
it's been memorable and downright frightening around the porcelain throne
I've been subjected to:
Fragment of Fear (not sure what was in the aluminum foil, tasted ok, after effects weren't)
Demonstone (too much cheese I think)
Near Death (probably the jalapeno poppers)
Rapid Fire (the afternoon I finished off the bean dip)
Monsturd (the morning after Thanksgiving)
Night of the Dribbler (think the artichoke dip had started to turn)
Exit Speed (yep, it had)
Heart Stopper (the Elvis experience)
Spasms (last of the deviled eggs gets credit)
Velvet Smooth (who put sour cream in the mashed potatoes, lactose intolerant here)
and let's not forget Splatter Farm (I knew that ham didn't taste right)
Can ya' tell it's been a rough couple weeks?