New Nail Gun, made by DeWALT.
It can drive a 16-D nail thru a 2 X 4 at 200 yards.
This makes construction a breeze,
you can sit in your lawn chair and build a fence.
Just get your wife to hold the fence boards
in place while you sit back, relax with a cold drink
and when she has the board in the right place, just fire away.
With the hundred round magazine
you can build the fence with a minimum
of reloading.
After a day of fence building with the new DeWalt Rapid fire nail gun the wife will not ask you to build or fix anything else, probably, ever again.
