Did a Grizz get Nukey Jerry
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Jerry posted something yesterday...
And I think it would be Jerry tearing the bear a new one.... not the other way around.
Cheers,
Sirhr
And I think it would be Jerry tearing the bear a new one.... not the other way around.
Cheers,
Sirhr
jerry could take on at least 2 bears, at the end of the day one would be dancing in a too too,
and the other would be out buying ammo for him
and the other would be out buying ammo for him
Chuck Norris and bears quiver at just hearing his name!
When Jerry does a push ups he doesn't push up , he pushes the earth down .Is Jerry the new Chuck Norris now?
Jeryy got pulled over once . He let the officer go with a warning .
A cobra once bit jerry. After 5 agonizing days,the cobra died!
He doesn't always fuck the popes wife, but when he does, the pope blesses him!
Jerry would not have to get physical. He would just nuke the bear.
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I remember the time Jerry fell into the Crocodile pit in Nairobi. He ate 3 of them before they could pull him out.
Maybe this will disturb the force enough to draw him out: @ArmyJerry learned how to be a badass from a Marine.
And he's on a ride across the continent that is more epic than this thread could or would ever be. I wish him the best and miss his shenanigans around here while he's on the road. Even if he's just an Army doggie...
And he's on a ride across the continent that is more epic than this thread could or would ever be. I wish him the best and miss his shenanigans around here while he's on the road. Even if he's just an Army doggie...
An Inuit squaw has him tied up in her trailer (you know the igloos dont last in the summer?) outside of Delta, AK........... she is working him over daily to find out where his ammo stores are.
Problem is she has pliers, low powered electricity, and a cat of nine tails and AJ just keeps smiling and asking for more.
Problem is she has pliers, low powered electricity, and a cat of nine tails and AJ just keeps smiling and asking for more.
army jerry isnt cruising the continent you fuckers...
he is invading THE U S S R. hes a one man wreckin machine
he is invading THE U S S R. hes a one man wreckin machine
Here’s a scenario nobody has mentioned:
Jerry would depress the bears with his morbid outlook of the world and they would turn around and go hibernate with a tub of Ben and Jerry’s
Jerry would depress the bears with his morbid outlook of the world and they would turn around and go hibernate with a tub of Ben and Jerry’s
Jerry once threw a grenade into a room full of commies and killed 9 of them..... then the grenade exploded.
Has anyone seen them both in the same room at the same time?? ?
Jerry would put a dress blues jacket on a grizzly and ride it instead of his motorcycle. I pity the bear that wants a taste of that crusty fuck
This is a diversion. He's in a pit in the OP's basement being forced to write fan mail to Bernie Sanders.
LOL
"It puts the lotion on its skin or I play a Hillary Speech Again....."
Cheers,
Sirhr
Kids write their names with pee in the snow, AJ does the same. In concrete.
only to bait them in, my friend...
dont go army jerry till you see the whites of their eyes
It is a bit weird he hasnt weighed in. Guessing he hasnt had much cell reception, if any, in Canada.
Probably have to pay extra for coverage (sorry eh theysay) and he is saving all he can....... you know, to BMA!
On a serious note, we should probably say a prayer for him if no one has heard from him.
Scary stuff the big cross country rides with all the asshats who cant drive out there.
Probably have to pay extra for coverage (sorry eh theysay) and he is saving all he can....... you know, to BMA!
On a serious note, we should probably say a prayer for him if no one has heard from him.
Scary stuff the big cross country rides with all the asshats who cant drive out there.
I am still alive, funny thread.
Crossing the Klondike this morning. I swam it first to make sure it was deep enough for the boat to carry my bike.
Crossing the Klondike this morning. I swam it first to make sure it was deep enough for the boat to carry my bike.
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