Discount Gastroenterology Advisory

[Veer_G]

Getting a ridiculously cheap cash deal on a colonoscopy? Mystery solved.



Who knew that there was such a thing as a shitterscope black market?

 

[pmclaine]

When its delivered Ill be able to check that throat erosion on my .308 just got to get over the smell and give it a good cleaning.

 

[Veer_G]

When its delivered Ill be able to check that throat erosion on my .308 just got to get over the smell and give it a good cleaning.

I bet you like chitterlings too, don't you?

 

[Rthur]

I'd like to make a list of the politicians we should use these on...


R

 

[pmclaine]

I'd like to make a list of the politicians we should use these on...


R

Dont think they are flexible enough for a proper hangmans knot........

 

[powdahound76]

@pmclaine

You want a bronchoscope. Or the one the ENT guys use. Much smaller.
A standard tail pipe scope is about the size of my pointer finger. While I am not a huge guy, is larger than .308 OD.

These are really just good for looking into assholes. Maybe the Hide collective should get one for the Mods approving new members? ?

 

[Maggot]

I'd like to make a list of the politicians we should use these on...


R

You'd exhaust the remaining forest land trying to get enough paper. I suppose you could go digital.

 

[pmclaine]

@pmclaine

You want a bronchoscope. Or the one the ENT guys use. Much smaller.
A standard tail pipe scope is about the size of my pointer finger. While I am not a huge guy, is larger than .308 OD.

These are really just good for looking into assholes. Maybe the Hide collective should get one for the Mods approving new members? ?

Turned 50 last year.

Had my first date with destiny last Oct or thereabouts.

Loves me some magnesium citrate.

First time I ever got sleepy gas.

Remember them telling me I would be awake for the procedure just unable to feel discomfort.....next thing I know I woke up in recovery with wet farts.

Who knows what horrors happened to me while I was under but being as the whole crew was chicks I dont care. I was asleep anyway any guys "entering" I have plausible deniability.

Loved the color pictures I got after the procedure.

Super proud of how clean my ass pipe was. I certainly wasnt criticized for not following prep.

It was beautiful pink, a little diverticullitus here and there as well as a couple polyps snipped free but otherwise the most beautiful rectal tube ever medically examined.

I really want to hide a Matchbox up there for reaction but figuring I would have been out for the whole fun of it would have been missed.

 

[flyer]

You'd exhaust the remaining forest land trying to get enough paper. I suppose you could go digital.

There aren't enough gloves for that.

 

[Waorani]

I got propofol on my last one. Now every time I hear of Michael Jackson I think colonoscopy and vice versa.

 

[Unknown]

There is the old joke about the fellow asking the doctor to write a note to the patient's wife letting her know that after a thorough inspection of his ass, the patient's head really isn't up there.

 

[Veer_G]

I really want to hide a Matchbox up there for reaction but figuring I would have been out for the whole fun of it would have been missed.

Go for the real wow factor.

 

[pmclaine]

I got propofol on my last one. Now every time I hear of Michael Jackson I think colonoscopy and vice versa.

Logical....MJ was a colonoscopist of sorts.

 

[vh20]

This appears to have been an “inside job.” ?