Getting a ridiculously cheap cash deal on a colonoscopy? Mystery solved.
Who knew that there was such a thing as a shitterscope black market?
Who knew that there was such a thing as a shitterscope black market?
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You want a bronchoscope. Or the one the ENT guys use. Much smaller.
A standard tail pipe scope is about the size of my pointer finger. While I am not a huge guy, is larger than .308 OD.
These are really just good for looking into assholes. Maybe the Hide collective should get one for the Mods approving new members? ?
You want a bronchoscope. Or the one the ENT guys use. Much smaller.
A standard tail pipe scope is about the size of my pointer finger. While I am not a huge guy, is larger than .308 OD.
These are really just good for looking into assholes. Maybe the Hide collective should get one for the Mods approving new members? ?
You'd exhaust the remaining forest land trying to get enough paper. I suppose you could go digital.
Turned 50 last year.
Had my first date with destiny last Oct or thereabouts.
Loves me some magnesium citrate.
First time I ever got sleepy gas.
Remember them telling me I would be awake for the procedure just unable to feel discomfort.....next thing I know I woke up in recovery with wet farts.
Who knows what horrors happened to me while I was under but being as the whole crew was chicks I dont care. I was asleep anyway any guys "entering" I have plausible deniability.
Loved the color pictures I got after the procedure.
Super proud of how clean my ass pipe was. I certainly wasnt criticized for not following prep.
It was beautiful pink, a little diverticullitus here and there as well as a couple polyps snipped free but otherwise the most beautiful rectal tube ever medically examined.
I really want to hide a Matchbox up there for reaction but figuring I would have been out for the whole fun of it would have been missed.
I got propofol on my last one. Now every time I hear of Michael Jackson I think colonoscopy and vice versa.
There is the old joke about the fellow asking the doctor to write a note to the patient's wife letting her know that after a thorough inspection of his ass, the patient's head really isn't up there.
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