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Maggie’s Do You Drink Beer?

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Haywood Jablowme
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  • Mar 1, 2008
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    Woman: Do you drink beer?

    Man: Yes.

    Woman: How many beers a day?

    Man: Usually about 3

    Woman: How much do you pay per beer?

    Man: $5.00 which includes a tip.

    Woman: And how long have you been drinking?

    Man: About 20 years, I suppose.

    Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?

    Man: Correct

    Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

    Man: Correct

    Woman: Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

    Man: Do you drink beer?

    Woman: No

    Man: Where's your Ferrari?