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Maggie’s Do you have Siri, Alexa or google AI? Try this

I feel so "Left" out,... by not owning any of that,... shit,..... When will people stop wiping their own ass, or feeding their self's?

I plan on stopping doing both of those things as soon as I'm old enough to get some young lady to do it for me. Figure about 40 more years if I don't get ironed out by a beer truck driver reading MyBook or texting his man-bun wearing boyfriend while doing 80 on the interstate as I'm on two wheels.

(No 'smart' spy devices in my house. Just a celly cuz work says I need it.)