Maggie’s Doctor Visit...

[Switchblade]

I went to the doctor's office the other day and found out that my new doctor is a young female, and drop-dead gorgeous!

I was embarrassed at first but she said, "Don't worry, I'm a professional; I've seen it all before. Just tell me what's wrong and I'll help you in any way I can."



I said, "I think my penis tastes funny..."

 

[ubet]

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Lol, hate to ask switch, how do you know though

 

[TXMARINE]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: ubet</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Lol, hate to ask switch, how do you know though </div></div>

LMAO what he said.

 

[USMCj]

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LOL, OMFG!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

My wife is looking at me funny cause I just woke up the kids from laughing so hard.

 

[tigerhawk]

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I am laughing so hard I can hardly type...ROFLMAO!!

 

[E3C3H3O3]

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LMFAO,,,that was great

 

[Spazz.]

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I had to laugh for a couple minutes before I could say thanks for that. Now people are looking at me funny because they don't know what's so damn funny.

 

[Switchblade]

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Couldn't tell ya. I think I have a few extra ribs that prevents me from bending down that far. Maybe have to ask Panty 6 about that, although I do remember one morning when everything was finished as I walked toward the shower I said,"Aw man, now my dick smells like morning breath!"

I read that and could not stop laughing for the better part of the morning just picturing the look on a Doc's face as she tried to decide just how far she should take her 'any way I can'.
I will say this, I have had a few Doc's that would definately fill that bill though way back in the day

 

[RJW]

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Hey Switch...good one...on both ends.

 

[Victor N TN]

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Switch,

I laughed so hard I think I crossed a couple of ribs.

 

[mexicanmatch]

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Switch aint right.

 

[usmcMT]

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Funny shit. And I'm seeing the "HEDGEHOG" aka Ron Jeremy in my mind right now..

 

[RobertB]

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Crazy sombitch