Does Veer have a British accent? And other ramblings of Bender.

[Bender]

Whenever I read one of his posts, I imagine he has a British accent because of his vast lexicon and swift use of grammatical criticism.

ArmyJerry is a deep, stoic, non emotional raspy baritone, like Batman. ZFG should be his moniker.

Theis might sound like Tony Stark. Knows about contracting things that go boom.

Sirmechanic , I’m not sure but I imagine an “average” guy accent, non discript but sure.

Moses the Tank, I hope sounds like a southern gentleman who talks with a thumb tucked in high in his vest and his other hand with a fine mint julip or a scotch.

Tucker..... hmmm. I’m pretty sure he sounds like Tom Seleck from Bluebloods, always sternly sighing in disappointment over the latest shenanigans and trolling in the forum....

And J.... well, he just is laughing his ass off at everything while he watches jailbirds and pounds the “like” button like Cosby on the unconscious.....

 

[Dewey7271]

Ha.
Yeah, we tend to do mental associations with individuals we don’t have an image of.

 

[Veer_G]

Whenever I read one of his posts, I imagine he has a British accent because of his vast lexicon and swift use of grammatical criticism.

 

[Bender]

So, I was all wrong? It’s section 8 ebonics?

 

[Veer_G]

So, I was all wrong? It’s section 8 ebonics?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_now_brown_cow

 

[Lapuapalooza]

And what about that Bender fellow? What do you imagine he sounds like, on the internet?

 

[Dewey7271]

Like this probably

 

[Alphatreedog]

I picture Bender as around thirtyish young guy 6ft fuck where did that come from , funny as shit , relly prefers not to but will swing if necessary , says dude alot , life of the party , the mayor at work .

 

[Nik H]

Bender makes me think of Foster Brooks

 

[RNWRKNP]

I’m thinking Bender sounds like that big guy from Penn & Teller......quick wit sarcasm with a touch of the devil be damned.

 

[Bender]

I picture Bender as around thirtyish young guy 6ft fuck where did that come from , funny as shit , relly prefers not to but will swing if necessary , says dude alot , life of the party , the mayor at work .

Try 40ish.... and don’t say dude..... homie. I put a selfie on the forum. First and last.... I was bored and it cured me from the want of another.... lol

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Well I had to google Tony Stark so I am not too sure where to go with this......lol.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Spblademaker]

Could be a stretch...

 

[Threadcutter308]

Try 40ish.... and don’t say dude..... homie. I put a selfie on the forum. First and last.... I was bored and it cured me from the want of another.... lol

Cured more than just you..........

 

[THEIS]

Could be a stretch...

Hi,

Long stretch....toss that billionaire or any "naire" shit out the window for sure!!

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[FS1]

I see them as movie characters.

Veer, Principle Ed Rooney....Bueller's day off.

AJ, Lt. Colonel KIlgore...Apocalypse Now

Thies, Efraim Diveroli...War Dogs

Sihr, Tony Montana with out the coke "let me introduce you to my little friend"...Scarface

Moses, Command Sgt Major Zack Carey ...Tank

Tucker, Judge Chamberlain Haller...My Cousin Vinny

1J, Captain Hadley...Shawshank Redemption.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Hi,

Long stretch....toss that billionaire or any "naire" shit out the window for sure!!

Sincerely,
Theis

How about ITAR Informationaire?

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Holy shit... @FS1 .... Are you calling me a fat fuck???

@Mike Casselton .... More like ITAR pain-in-assanaire.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Veer_G]

Hi,

Holy shit... @FS1 .... Are you calling me a fat fuck???

@Mike Casselton .... More like ITAR pain-in-assanaire.

Sincerely,
Theis

At least yours is no worse than mine.

 

[FS1]

Hi,

Holy shit... @FS1 .... Are you calling me a fat fuck???

@Mike Casselton .... More like ITAR pain-in-assanaire.

Sincerely,
Theis

NO, you can be David Packouz if you prefer....

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Partial selfie with customer to match my war dogs persona...lol

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[FS1]

Hi,

Partial selfie with customer to match my war dogs persona...lol

View attachment 7007933

Sincerely,
Theis

Oh Man that watch sure has a lot of buttons on it.

 

[...]

meh.....i just assume you all sound like the munchkins from Wizard of Oz.......makes forum debates sooooo much more entertaining.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Haa I can't be f7ck8n labeled . I'm an anomaly. ???????

 

[Magnumitis]

THEIS = David Petzal

 

[Rthur]

meh.....i just assume you all sound like the munchkins from Wizard of Oz.......makes forum debates sooooo much more entertaining.

R

 

[FS1]

Haa I can't be f7ck8n labeled . I'm an anomaly. ???????

Alphatreedog, Marley the dog specifically in the hump the trainer scene...Marley and Me

 

[Alphatreedog]

Alphatreedog, Marley the dog specifically in the hump the trainer scene...Marley and Me

You wouldn't have that trainer's number would ya . Askin for a friend .

 

[Veer_G]

Oh Man that watch sure has a lot of buttons on it.

I'm more impressed by the quality of the thobe and the $15/bottle Premium San Benedetto.

 

[THEIS]

I'm more impressed by the quality of the thobe and the $15/bottle Premium San Benedetto.

Hi,

What's the saying....Just because you work in the dirt doesn't mean you have to live in the dirt.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[Nik H]

I'm more impressed by the quality of the thobe and the $15/bottle Premium San Benedetto.

Meh

They wipe their ass with money. The watch interests me

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I see them as movie characters.


Sihr, Tony Montana with out the coke "let me introduce you to my little friend"...Scarface

I'm more of a Clyde...



Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[FS1]

I'm more of a Clyde...



Cheers,

Sirhr

But Clyde got blowed up.

 

[Dirty D]

But Clyde got blowed up.

Gloriously

 

[Dirty D]

I’ve talked to 1J and this comes to mind.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

But Clyde got blowed up.

I faked it...

Cheers,

Sirhr

 

[powdahound76]

Thats what she said.....

 

[ArmyJerry]

I was thinking more a Philly Apu accent. But being that he is frikken Scottish Philly Blood, he probably has a GayLick accent.

 

[AIAW]

People say I sound like a little Paul Rudd mixed together with Ron White sometimes - just not as deep. Maybe a bit more neutral than both would sound.

Maybe they are right, or utterly and completely full of shit.

 

[Ric O'shay]

You guys are gay.

 

[ArmyJerry]

so

 

[Veer_G]

 

[Veer_G]

 

[Dirty D]

You guys are gay.

You can’t ask and we don’t have to tell.

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Haha... Robin Williams once said, “Bend over and let’s find out!” ??

 

[hic28]

But Clyde got blowed up.

Clyde got blowed up because F Gary gray was the director and both him and Jamie Foxx are known racists. they couldn’t have the white character win even though the original script was written to have Clyde win.

 

[Bender]

It’s only gay if you look in each other’s eyes.

 

[Dirty D]

So the back of the head is OK?

 

[THEIS]

Meh

They wipe their ass with money. The watch interests me

Hi,

I am pretty sure that is a custom Audemars Piguet (I remember MBS ordering a batch of custom Royal Oak models) but I will have to ask to confirm.

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[TheGerman]

I'm pretty sure Thesis sounds like a Ukrainian mobster.