Maggie’s Doh! Part TWO

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MIDLAND, Texas — An embarrassed Sheriff Gary Painter fired one Midland County deputy and suspended three others without pay after a scantily dressed waitress holding a rifle posed for photographs on the hood of a patrol vehicle. Round Rock officers were dispatched to the restaurant after someone reported the waitress with the weapon, which had been given to her by one of the deputies who had been attending a training session near Austin.

The incident occurred last week in the parking lot of a Twin Peaks restaurant, which promotes its "fun, friendly and sometimes flirty atmosphere!"

The deputies told Painter that they had about three to five beers each.

A fifth deputy who remained inside the eatery got a letter of reprimand.
 
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LOL, with my luck she'd turn out to be like 16 and have even more problems.
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Were they disciplined for putting a Department weapon in the hands of a non-officer without any justifiable need,

or for letting a photo of the event get out and expose the Department to criticism and ridicule,

or....

For ****ing around with Department equipment and squad car(s?) while drinking 3-5 beers?

Uniform + squad car = no alcohol at all, in my book. SURELY there was a policy or two there that was badly violated.

I'm teaching my kids that alcohol is just expensive "brain eraser".
 
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Grump, not sure. But, Im guessing that booze and letting her hold the weapon are the main reasons.

I try and stand up for guys when they have a leg to stand on. But, I just dont see a leg to stand on here. They fucked up. Royally.
 
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One fired, three suspended, and one letter of reprimand.

So for those who 'know better', put yourself in this hypathetical (key word: pathetic) situation. You are out with your co-workers/bro's and you know better. But they/them are starting to do wrong.

Do you start to stop them?

How far do you go, to stop them?

How?

I pray that you see the sarcastic irony above, but from the perspective of the 'one who stayed in the diner', what really could he have done? All 5 involved are deputies, and no other comment towards seniority or anything.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: boone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You know it was some jealous fat chick that called the cops. </div></div>

In burkenstock sandals with wool socks and armpit hair.
 
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Sean, yes, absolutely, you stop them.

When the idea comes out " so lets take the waitress outside..." you stop them before they even finish the sentence. Nothing good is going to come of it.
 
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Whoa, whoa, whoa....hold on a second!

My dad taught me at a young age, that alcohol, guns, fast cars, and hot chicks, were all part of the "GREAT AMERCIAN DREAM"

I feel really confused now.
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-Pat
 
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They are, just not at the same time, while on duty.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: He_Shoot_Me</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Whoa, whoa, whoa....hold on a second!

My dad taught me at a young age, that alcohol, guns, fast cars, and hot chicks, were all part of the "GREAT AMERCIAN DREAM"

I feel really confused now.
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-Pat </div></div>
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kyshooter</div><div class="ubbcode-body">They are, just not at the same time, while on duty.

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: He_Shoot_Me</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Whoa, whoa, whoa....hold on a second!

My dad taught me at a young age, that alcohol, guns, fast cars, and hot chicks, were all part of the "GREAT AMERCIAN DREAM"

I feel really confused now.
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-Pat </div></div> </div></div>

bingo...

when in uniform.... stay off the sauce..

When on the sauce... lock up the gats...

when driving a fast car with a hot chick... rock the BJ...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mgd45</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This would've been the time to use the "red gun"....... </div></div>

LMMFAO!!!!

Well played sir.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shaggyback</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mgd45</div><div class="ubbcode-body">This would've been the time to use the "red gun"....... </div></div>

LMMFAO!!!!

Well played sir. </div></div>

Dude....I just couldn't resist that one!!
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I was suprised when no one else beat me to it.....
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: boone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You know it was some jealous fat chick that called the cops. </div></div>

In burkenstock sandals with wool socks and armpit hair. </div></div>

Could it have been one of your girls, Shanx?

or do I hear "calander"?
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shankster</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: boone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">You know it was some jealous fat chick that called the cops. </div></div>

In burkenstock sandals with wool socks and armpit hair.</div></div>

Most likely Shaggy's lesbo friends from Chuey's that we met, The big one really liked Pete
 
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Actually the police reports from the responding officers are on www.thesmokinggun.com.

A male-type patron is reported as calling it in.

Possibly some dweeb who felt threatened by a chick having a bigger gun than he does....

Or someone like the motorcycle cop in "Wild Hogs"????