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[HeavyAssault]

New York congressional candidate makes porn video in order to show 'Sex Positive' campaign

A New York City congressional candidate running to unseat Rep. Jerrold Nadler published a porn video online to highlight his "sex positive" campaign.

www.foxnews.com

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I'd vote for him even without the Ron Jeremy-wanna-be stuff.

Anyone who could get rid of that fat Weeble who shits himself is ok with me.

So... is he hung? Because I ain't watching that stuff...

Sirhr

 

[308pirate]

He's a creepy mofo alright

Who knew the bailiff from Night Court was still so young

 

[akmike47]

I'd vote for him even without the Ron Jeremy-wanna-be stuff.

Anyone who could get rid of that fat Weeble who shits himself is ok with me.

So... is he hung? Because I ain't watching that stuff...

Sirhr

The girl isn’t even great looking. If I’m paying to screw a porn star there’s plenty better looking lol

 

[akmike47]

I'd vote for him even without the Ron Jeremy-wanna-be stuff.

Anyone who could get rid of that fat Weeble who shits himself is ok with me.

So... is he hung? Because I ain't watching that stuff...

Sirhr

I skimmed through it it’s as awkward as you’d imagine lol. She let him nut in her can’t unsee that awkwardness, but hey he found a way to screw a porn star I guess.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Meanwhile, his opponent is cleaning the bricks out of his BVD's on an hourly basis...

Sirhr

 

[BytorJr]

I'd vote for him even without the Ron Jeremy-wanna-be stuff.

Anyone who could get rid of that fat Weeble who shits himself is ok with me.

So... is he hung? Because I ain't watching that stuff...

Sirhr

Hey, even Ron Jeremy would be an improvement over "I shit myself Nadler." Probably a bit smarter too. Ron has a master's in Special Ed which is what you need to effectively deal with Congress.

 

[akmike47]

The sex crimes would fit in in the gov also

Hey, even Ron Jeremy would be an improvement over "I shit myself Nadler." Probably a bit smarter too. Ron has a master's in Special Ed which is what you need to effectively deal with Congress.

 

[XP1K]

The sex crimes would fit in in the gov also

He's gonna fit right in.