Maggie’s ****** Emergency Room ******* PRONTO !

[Sendero_Man]

EMERGENCY ROOM....

The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for four hours,

I put on my old Camo pants and shirt and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R.,

I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. Cut at least three hours off my waiting time.













Here's the patch.

Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service..

It also works well if you ever have to use a laundromat !!

 

[Maggot]

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XLint idea

 

[Norse76]

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Lmao, wonder if that would work in the 7 elevens...

 

[general_purpose]

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That's pretty funny!

 

[Engine 22]

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That is so true, and sad at the same time.

 

[Phil1]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Norse</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Lmao, wonder if that would work in the 7 elevens... </div></div>

Do you want service or not? Wear that in a 7-11 or Wallmart and the store would likely empty out of all the staff.

 

[Fritz24]

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Brillaint! Around these parts that could trigger a human stampede!!

...I think I'll give it a try!

 

[duke308]

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About 20 years ago, I had a hat with that logo. One of the Supers' at a jobsite was giving my company a hard time, so I wore that hat, walked down the hallway, and 3/4 of the workers disappeared.

 

[chevyrulz]

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nice!

 

[Calistealth6]

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Or a DMV!!

 

[lovetsx]

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Good one thanks for the laugh

 

[shadow2]

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Im gettin that patch. And visiting the welfare office twice a week.

 

[deliciouspizza]

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lol that's brilliant. If only my landlord were Mexican, I could get my rent cut in half.

 

[Strangedays]

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I live in north Idaho so we don't have the issue just yet but none the less that is funny!

 

[gliechty]

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What would you wear to clear out Lagoon? Bahaaaa!

 

[bcr229]

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Not a bad idea, except the patch is out of date. These days you need one from DHS/ICE.

 

[Sendero_Man]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: LiteTac</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What would you wear to clear out Lagoon? Bahaaaa! </div></div>

that shit ain't funny man !! LOL

pick the one weekend for all the gays and lesbians to go have fun !!

 

[sobrbiker883]

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NICE!!

We had a job a few years back redoing a parking lot next door to the USBP office in Casa Grande a few years back. Had to keep pushing the schedule back because the landscaping contractor couldn't get his crews to come put the irrigation sleeve in. He kept wondering why, "because they're all legal". Sure they were!

 

[jpmuscle]

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sad but so true

 

[Big Bo]

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http://www.spike.com/video/amazing-racist/2677619

 

[50calibercruiser]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Big Bo</div><div class="ubbcode-body">http://www.spike.com/video/amazing-racist/2677619 </div></div>

awesome