F!!!k Me.
- Thread starter GrumpyOleFart
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Not going to lie
You may have to do things you don’t want to.....
You in 3 months!
You may have to do things you don’t want to.....
You in 3 months!
Fuck 2020 . Fuck price gouging , knob spit shinin , cock tonsil buffin , bottom feedin bags of inhuman excrement . Hope all the fuckers tryin to rape us at the register catch whole body weeping , incurable herpes .
Maybe but I would marry her....then divorce from her craziness after dumping a sufficient amount of baby gravy in her bat cave.
if you stick your dick in crazy, dont come crying to us when you wake up and your dick is floating in a pickle jar next to your bed.
Think about that for a minute. After you dump her, she'll write a song and the entire 13-year-old world will know all your flaws.
Nah, she shaves. It would be like eating shredded beef flaps.
Thats the name of the game. You have to divorce her and run like hell before she decides to play chef with your sausage.
Not sure she would write a song about my micropenis....I guess she could, and call the song baby carrot.
I have an apprentice at work, that is infatuated with Taylor Swift.
I had to break it to him gently,
Never
Gonna
Happen.
He's about 5"5, she's tall as fuck.... would be like a Chihuahua trying to mount a Greyhound.
I had to break it to him gently,
Never
Gonna
Happen.
He's about 5"5, she's tall as fuck.... would be like a Chihuahua trying to mount a Greyhound.
