Didn't see this posted...good laugh!
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden on their Wyoming ranch. Suddenly she stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what creation of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," he replied. "What do you call the spider on the top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said,"Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain shit in out backyard!"
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden on their Wyoming ranch. Suddenly she stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what creation of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," he replied. "What do you call the spider on the top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said,"Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain shit in out backyard!"
