Felipes back at it

To bring everyone up to date on the Guard BDUs, here you go...

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I mean is it possible it's him?

 
I mean is it possible it's him?

It can't be. I did not see the snow monster ghillie suit on the apparel page.
 
I mean is it possible it's him?

That out of California so unless he’s moved probably not
 
Thank God right? The products looked like something Felipe would conjure up and combined with the company name that's where my mind went.
Honestly, I don't think he has the emotional stability to use a name that was meant to roast him rather than exalt him.

Whereas I could legitimately operate a company named Pendejo.
 
So Felipe paid business insider for a press release and released some new “music”. In the intro he says he cured his grandpas deafness with his magic blood. I’ve literally talked to his grandfather on the phone before. Seriously this guy needs to be institutionalized.


Hahahaha holy fucking shit this guy is amazing
 
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Ok to LOLz on the Hide, but listening to his new "music", suddenly it ain't funny no mo. Dude has problems, and when you combine that with his delusions (and I mean real clinical delusions) of grandeur, suddenly I feel more like I'm watching a multiple fatality train wreck than flipping shit to steely eyed killers who are able to laugh at themselves. Punching down can be funny, but there's a difference between punching down for laughs, and administering a brutal beating. It gets not funny pretty quickly. It's pretty clear he takes himself completely seriously and sees no irony or humor in all this shit. He isn't well. He isn't laughing with us and to me that's not funny. It's like real life "Prestige Worldwide".


"Sometimes, the funniest thing to say is mean. You know what I mean? It’s a tough position to be in. So I say a lot of mean things, but you guys got to remember. I’m not saying it to be mean. I’m saying it because it’s funny." - Dave Chapelle

I honestly hope, in my heart of hearts, that he ends up finding success. In my business I've met many "artists", who were surrounded by people telling them how great they are, who I thought were nuts and their ideas total bullshit. More than one of them actually became successful (most didn't). Basically a fake-it-till-you-make-it type thing I guess. You have to hand it to him. With as many things as he's tried and failed at, he picks himself up and keeps trying. I hope he's successful, but I feel like I'm waiting for him to say:
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Felipe’s crazy posts today before he deleted them. Funniest part is the last post where he claims he has a girlfriend. He’s 400 lbs and lives with his parents. Better half definitely means his mother 🤣
 

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Funny, but before he was just a narcissistic bloviating shyster. What he's posting is some next-level wannabe cult-leader shit. Guess it's his last remaining grift
"his last remaining grift" ? 🤔

waddyu, nuts ? 🤣

He's like the Energizer Bunny. He'll just keep going and going and going 🤣🤣🤣🤣

He thinks he's doing everyone favors. Or, he lives behind that thin veil anyway.

What he will probably never do is get a straight job and experience life like the vast majority of the schmoes like us.
 
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What he will probably never do is get a straight job and experience life like the vast majority of the schmoes like us.
We agree on that...but my thoughts are along the lines of "what does he do for an encore?"

He calls himself 'aka Jesus' (thanks for the screencaps @Griffworx ) but I don't see him feeding 5000 with five Ho-Hos and two fishsticks. So when it becomes apparent to even his most retarded supporters that the diabetic guy in Crocs and a thong ain't really that divine, what's next?