Maggie’s Florida woMan

[EddieNFL]

Crapp Way to Die

A body of a woman was discovered inside a portable toilet that caught fire and exploded early Saturday at a construction site in north Florida, according to officials.

 

[Jscb1b]

Well shit!

 

[Drew890]

That’s a shitty way to die.

 

[Centerfire01]

A very Florida way to die.

 

[Alabusa]

Wonder if it was smoking on the throne??

Agreed, it IS a shitty way to die.

 

[XLR308]

Porta crapper + construction site + taco truck shows up three times a day= explosive environment.
No way

 

[W54/XM-388]

Wonder if it was smoking on the throne??

Agreed, it IS a shitty way to die.

There is probably a pretty good chance that she provided the ignition source.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

Wasn't it a guy somewhere who said "I left a bomb in the bathroom" or something like that? Recent headlines, and all.

 

[isofahunter]

She was probably dead before she got there.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Smoking in the shitter and dropped a lit cigarette in the hole. Methane =BOOM!!

 

[Northfl]

Right down the road a lil bit
Bad news for sure, maybe she had somethin on ol hillary????

 

[308pirate]

Right down the road a lil bit
Bad news for sure, maybe she had somethin on ol hillary????

Ol' Hillary is getting creative...…..

 

[DukeGSP]

Wasn't it a guy somewhere who said "I left a bomb in the bathroom" or something like that? Recent headlines, and all.

lol yeah he said " he was going to blow this bathroom up" and apparently it was taken a little out of context lol

 

[Northfl]

So reports coming out around here , “No foul play suspected”. Maybe it was the methane thing. Resident said he heard a loud explosion before seeing the fire.
That methane is a bitch

 

[spearknives]

The Coroners are gonna have a bad day cleaner up.

 

[acudaowner]

story to follow a Florida man sighting quoted as saying " when you got to go you got to go " ...
guess that fits both stories .

 

[1J04]

That's a helluva courtesy flush!

 

[Alphatreedog]

Was she shitfaced ?