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Maggie’s for the shank!! new hooter girl added

mrhog

Major Payne
Full Member
Minuteman
Dec 8, 2009
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central florida(polk county)
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Fuck you, Hog. Now I need eye bleach.
 
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Dammit, I knew not to click on this thread, I freaking knew it. I guess curiosity killed the cat, or in this case, my eyeballs.

This helps: http://eyebleach.com/
 
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I hadn't put my glasses on yet. Thought it said "For the shark". Thankfully I suffered only mild damage I as only plucked one eye out.
 
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shade in the summer warmth in the winter there i just hope some poor bastard doesnt have to go home to this
 
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They look like the chicks that hang around Benning...
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Quote:</div><div class="ubbcode-body">shade in the summer warmth in the winter there i just hope some poor bastard doesnt have to go home to this </div></div>

He did and was unfortunately.....eaten.
 
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i would like to thank MrHog for the awesome, delightful, eyesight saving gif in his signature. Please sir, do not EVER change your signature. i hold you personally responsible for saving my vision by providing eye relief to the burn that was previously caused in this thread, and sparing me a life of blindness and non-shooting.

Thank you, that is all.

-Paulus
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: mrhog</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
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Human shar pei's and I'm not convinced the Hooters one is not a dude with a terribly swollen left nutsack!
 
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Dear God.
I was going to eat dinner before I went to bed.
Thats gonna make it hard ( to eat ) !
 
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I got two lapdances from that Hooters chick before I figured out it was a guy.

Made the third one kinda weird....