Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Now comes Miller time.








When it’s time to relax, one thing comes clear…beer after beer.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Old Man with Gun]

Apparently the process to gave a display is an open application process. Anyone could apply, and there can’t be discrimination based on speech or religion.

It is freedom of religion, apparently if you want to put up Christmas trees, Jesus and the ten commandments others feel left out. And those who think religion is a sham get to celebrate Festivas. We are not one nation under Jesus and apparently the constitutions say so. We are not supposed to agree, but to find a way to get along.

 

[7.62willdo]

hell of a muttonsnapper. where?

Well I can tell you it ain’t Florida, on account of that hill behind her…..

 

[mosin46]

interesting point. and,a very slick collectivist anti 2A side track. same argument that the more sly anti gunners use-"well we don't need the militia,so we don't need guns". doesn't mention the thoughts of the founders saying we need the guns to protect us from our own gov.

 

[Ichi]

 

[theLBC]

 

[theLBC]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Apparently the process to gave a display is an open application process. Anyone could apply, and there can’t be discrimination based on speech or religion.

So next year can the Church of the Beloved Spin Drift put up a bunch of rifles? I mean, all we have to do is register as a Church and say we worship guns. And Zardoz.

Sirhr

 

[xxflyingturtlexx]

 

[xxflyingturtlexx]

 

[xxflyingturtlexx]

I don’t know what thread is what anymore you all mixed things up so bad

 

[GBMaryland]

Theyre right you know.

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Common! It’s a great idea!!!

 

[Father O’blivion]

So next year can the Church of the Beloved Spin Drift put up a bunch of rifles? I mean, all we have to do is register as a Church and say we worship guns. And Zardoz.

Sirhr

Seems so.

 

[doubloon]

So next year can the Church of the Beloved Spin Drift put up a bunch of rifles? I mean, all we have to do is register as a Church and say we worship guns. And Zardoz.

Sirhr

how to start a church legally in Texas

How to start a church legally in Texas. Starting a church in Texas and most U.S. states is like starting a corporation.

www.chmeetings.com

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[Maggot]

So next year can the Church of the Beloved Spin Drift put up a bunch of rifles? I mean, all we have to do is register as a Church and say we worship guns. And Zardoz.

Sirhr

Win.

You be the pastor and Ill hold the money and guns.

 

[Maggot]

A woke Xmas.

 

[Longshot231]

So next year can the Church of the Beloved Spin Drift put up a bunch of rifles? I mean, all we have to do is register as a Church and say we worship guns. And Zardoz.

Sirhr

how to start a church legally in Texas

How to start a church legally in Texas. Starting a church in Texas and most U.S. states is like starting a corporation.

www.chmeetings.com

Can I throw the holy hand grenade while @sirhrmechanic reads from the “Book of Armaments?”

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Win.

You be the pastor and Ill hold the money and guns.

Ok.

But my acolytes have to dress in the proscribed manner.

Sirhr

 

[Father O’blivion]

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It’s faster because it’s always going down hill.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Pouncey says “happy Friday everyone!”

Sirhr

 

[Devildog]

 

[Devildog]

 

[mtrmn]

Can I throw the holy hand grenade while @sirhrmechanic reads from the “Book of Armaments?”

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You have to know how to count to 5....Uhh, 3.

 

[Maggot]

Ok.

But my acolytes have to dress in the proscribed manner.

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Sirhr

I endorse this.

Being upper level management, I'm not an acolyte.

 

[Lawless]

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I invented fried pickles in 1987, true story. Wish I had known how folks would love em.

 

[doubloon]

I invented fried pickles in 1987, true story. Wish I had known how folks would love em.

I fried them in 1988

 

[Lawless]

Our hoodies came
They’re awesome!

 

[FWoo45]

Those are pretty sweet. You going to sell any?

 

[Lawless]

 

[MrSmith]

I invented fried pickles in 1987, true story. Wish I had known how folks would love em.

I fried them in 1988

I ate pickles while fried in 1973.

Thank you,
MrSmith

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

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I still build ‘em, too!!!

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

Stupid potato peeler thing

 

[kl3309]

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John Wayne Bobbitt disagrees.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

I invented fried pickles in 1987, true story. Wish I had known how folks would love em.

Bernell “Fatman” Austin? Is that you? You Arkansas legend you!

Sirhr

 

[RPN]

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Don't rely on it.

I got stabbed.

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

If we died, we died.

 

[Ramius]

 

[Ltcg]

Whatever keeps the lights on.
I helped restart a milking facility, but the 220v motors wouldn't run. Traced the problem to a burnt crimp on the incoming overhead. By standing on the steel milkhouse roof I was able to reach the bad connection enough to clamp a vice grip on it. Told them to milk the cows then call the power company.

 

[theLBC]

 

[SONIC SAAMI]

 

[theLBC]