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One of our nephews and his wife think that you should throw away meat from your freezer if it's past the "sell by" date on the store's packaging.
They "cleaned out" my SIL's freezer(s) after my BIL passed away. Many hundreds (if not more than a thousand) of dollars of perfectly good meat went to the dump
Ranks with my buddy who does odd jobs and stuff. NY family bought a townhouse condo in town. Hired him to so some work. One of the things they wanted was the “dirty firewood” to be taken away and replaced with “clean” firewood.
He hauled off a cord and a half of perfectly-seasoned 2-year old firewood and replaced it (at their expense)with a nice stack of green firewood that won’t burn worth a shit for 2 years…
I used to think it was wrong taking advantage of stupid people. Now I not only think of it as sporting, but you get the bonus of being able to meme about it!
Eat the stupid!
Sirhr
9 Signs God Might Be Slightly Angry With Your Country
With the ground under America literally shaking today, many began wondering - might God be a tad bit angry at us? We at the Bee assembled the best theological minds to help us discern the truth!
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Spot on! As usual!
Sirhr
Hell, I'm eating Beef Tenderloins that have been in my freezer for a year and a half. They're just fine. Yum !
Is that Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson to the left and right?
And is that a Buddhist monk in the back row?
Sirhr
So what is this? Looks too old to have fallen off a Boeing jet. Back then Shit didn’t fall off. Got shot off… but didn’t fall off!
Inquiring minds want to know!
Sirhr
Target fixation on that one.
See the pole. Look at the pole. Become the pole!
Too bad it’s probably not fatal.
Sirhr
This puts the size of an African elephant in perspective. Those critters are HUGE!
(And that’s why a .375 is the minimum and 416’s, 458.s and 470’s are preferred, and 500’s are the right stuff. )
We have vacuum sealed beef 3+ years old in our freezers.One of our nephews and his wife think that you should throw away meat from your freezer if it's past the "sell by" date on the store's packaging.
They "cleaned out" my SIL's freezer(s) after my BIL passed away. Many hundreds (if not more than a thousand) of dollars of perfectly good meat went to the dump
What’s crazy is some evidently have been killed with a .22.
Hunting & Fishing - Largest animal killed with a 22lr
I know this might stir up the ethical shooter group but I've got guys telling all kinds of 22 stories. What's the largest animal you've killed with and how far?
www.snipershide.com
Still had to look that up! Very interesting.
Western logging thing... I wonder what Yankee loggers did with their waste wood? Raises an intersting question...
Thanks for posting! Learned something today. It's a good day!
Sirhr
The .308 and 7.62-39 do just fine on big elephants. Just ask the bands of roving poachers who are supplying the ChiComs with endless amounts of poached ivory.
They ain't using sxs Rigby's or Safari Rifles. AK's and FAL's... and They are just opening up with a hail of rounds and chopping the tusks. So the ChiComs can have ivory chop sticks and little knick knacks for their Beijinig shelves... Show of wealth and all.
Sirhr
Rowling is the British Musk... and she is doing awesome!
It's amazing how the left (made up mostly of spoiled little retards who grew up on Harry Potter delusions of being able to wave wands and everything appeared before you... while breaking all the rules and getting rewarded for it... because you are a mis-understood special child) are utterly ripping her to bits at every chance.
You go JK Rowling! Your books were a fantastic WW2 metaphor. And you get history like few others. Too bad so many of your coddled readers thought it was all about being a magical fruitbat.
Sirhr
PS. Read all the books as an adult. Apparently got something very different out of them. Well, Animal Farm reads differently after you have seen the USSR in action. So there ya go!
I read somewhere more elephants have been killed with the .303 than all other rounds combined……
100% correct. The 303 British has accounted for it’s fair share also.
20 and 30 round mag dumps will do that.
Then again, the poachers will also use home made smooth bore muzzle loaders, shooting sawed off sections of rebar as a bullet. I don't want to do that either.
From the article linked below:
"Walter Dalrymple Maitland Bell quietly went from being just another adventurer trying his hand at being a professional ivory hunter to becoming nothing short of a legend. In his years elephant hunting he bagged exactly 1,011 elephant, which led to him acquiring a quite significant cache of crisp British pound notes in his bank account: and as he was a thrifty Scotsman no doubt that was a most satisfactory outcome. But that was not what turned him into one of the most famous of all the ivory hunters. The thing that ensured his fame was the fact that he killed 800 of those elephant armed with a handy lightweight Rigby rifle chambered for the .275 Rigby, a caliber most of us know as the 7×57 Mauser."
Karamojo Bell: The Small Bore Ivory Hunter - Revivaler
W.D.M. Bell went from being just an adventurer trying his hand at being a professional ivory hunter to becoming a legend. 800 elephant taken with a small .275 Rigby Rifle.
revivaler.com
My guess is a 'Beehive'.
From an old sawmill where they burn the bark and trimmings. The screen at the top reduces the larger embers from flying away.
Edited to note that I should have scrolled further before posting an answer that had already been given.....several times.
Got too excited with the ''Hey....I know this one!''But feel free to ask me anything else that has already been answered here.
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It's rare to see Behives anymore out West these days. Environmental regs won't allow that much smoke polluting the air.
Anymore, lumber mills waste nothing. Bark goes to landscapers, chips go to papermills, "scrap" wood is chipped and goes to paper mills.
Pretty much all mills run computerized optimizers for chipping and sawing. They are very efficient. Most of the mills that didn't are long since out of business.
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Not forgetting that he also used a 6.5 Mannlicher as well as a 303 British. (So y’all you Creedmoor haters, just how many Bull Elephants has your precious .308 killed? Keeping in mind that the Mannlicher is well below the 6.5 Creedmoor in powerFrom the article linked below:
"Walter Dalrymple Maitland Bell quietly went from being just another adventurer trying his hand at being a professional ivory hunter to becoming nothing short of a legend. In his years elephant hunting he bagged exactly 1,011 elephant, which led to him acquiring a quite significant cache of crisp British pound notes in his bank account: and as he was a thrifty Scotsman no doubt that was a most satisfactory outcome. But that was not what turned him into one of the most famous of all the ivory hunters. The thing that ensured his fame was the fact that he killed 800 of those elephant armed with a handy lightweight Rigby rifle chambered for the .275 Rigby, a caliber most of us know as the 7×57 Mauser."
Karamojo Bell: The Small Bore Ivory Hunter - Revivaler
W.D.M. Bell went from being just an adventurer trying his hand at being a professional ivory hunter to becoming a legend. 800 elephant taken with a small .275 Rigby Rifle.revivaler.com
. ).However, before any intrepid nimrods head out to the plains of Africa in search of Bull Elephant with 6.5 or 308, please keep in mind, Bell used long solids so prevalent at the turn of the 20th century, AND, he was a Superb marksman when under pressure.
I thought the same thing at first, but them realized if might have been better than missing it.
Seems to be a whole lot a nothing beyond the fence.
He might have ended up in the hospital in rooms 1006, 1007, 1008 and 1009.... ;-)
Sirhr
The term 'Wig Wam' is probably cultural appropriation nowadays.
The local one was only decommissioned a decade (?) ago. But most of the waste now gets trucked away to ? as its too much for the mill to use as hog fuel. As green as they can be at this point.
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Thanks to our son's wanting to trace down ancestors my wife and I agreed to have DNA tests done. I discovered well over half of mine came from the Scots. Whoop-tee-doo. There is actually a clan with my surname although they must have been small beans when picking tartan colors as it's ugly as dirt. The Scots can't even make decent whiskey and don't know how to spell it. I had a few Irishmen sneak into my DNA wood pile and at least they can spell whiskey and do a pretty good job of making it. I'll hide in the house rather than go forth in a man dress. I can go back to my great grandparents and that is really all I want to know of my ancestors.
when did this start?
grocery biz for 35 yrs, when I left in 2015 the produce (and meat case if there was a fresh unwrapped meat case) had misters, that were nothing but filtered water from the same water that we used for everything,
no additives, nothing but tap water ran thru a few filters just like tap water running into your fridge dispensor,
for my next funeral,i am scheduled to be recycled in the FL middle grounds or bahia honda. but,could reschedule to south caicos or little cayman.
Holy shit… it’s mine too. No shit.
Just had a great dinner with the fam. Hope yours was good as well
I’m going to hell for laughing but so are y’all! 
