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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Well not so fast. There once was an old farmer and he had an old mule. The mule really wasn’t worth much anymore, broken down, hardly able to do any work at all. And, the mule fell in a well. The farmer called all his buddies and they thought and thought of all the ideas that might get the mule out.

When none of the ideas would seem to work, they gave up and decided to bury the old mule right there in the well. So, they gathered their shovels and began fIlling the well with dirt. The old mule cried and cried. But they kept on filling the dirt. But the mule never stopped crying out. Finally one of the farmers looked down into the well.

As the dirt kept falling, the mule would stamp it down and stamp it down under his feet. So, as the dirt came down, the mule came up.

Never try to trick an old mule or an old man. They haven’t become old, by being stupid.
 
Well not so fast. There once was an old farmer and he had an old mule. The mule really wasn’t worth much anymore, broken down, hardly able to do any work at all. And, the mule fell in a well. The farmer called all his buddies and they thought and thought of all the ideas that might get the mule out.

When none of the ideas would seem to work, they gave up and decided to bury the old mule right there in the well. So, they gathered their shovels and began fIlling the well with dirt. The old mule cried and cried. But they kept on filling the dirt. But the mule never stopped crying out. Finally one of the farmers looked down into the well.

As the dirt kept falling, the mule would stamp it down and stamp it down under his feet. So, as the dirt came down, the mule came up.

Never try to trick an old mule or an old man. They haven’t become old, by being stupid.
Yeah, Timmy didn't keep getting stuck in a well because he was waiting for his rocket science degree to get delivered by Fedex...

But good story.

Sirhr