Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)
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Always a good time here at the chicken ranch….
When I was little, I thought quicksand and lava was going to be much more of a life problem.
It's the thumbs up at the end.. "yep.. i accept my fate" type deal.
My neighbor and I recently put up a solar electric gate.
I need this sign
I need this sign
The fat faced Vance pics get me everytime!
He looks like chucky.
I'm semi okay with roaches until they fly. If one flies in my direction, don't get between me and wherever I'm going.We had one come into the shop (probably 25 years ago) that was like that but full front to back. The car was a Cavalier and there was a recall on heater core replacement. I had done so many that I could do them in 35-40 minutes and the warranty pay was 3 hours. I had a deal with the advisor to give them to me.
I started on this one after throwing the trash far enough out of the passenger floor to try and get it done. I saw movement and focused on a real deal German cockroach.
Anyone who knows me knows I can not be in the same zipcode as a roach.
After the comedy that ensued with me un-assing the car….we told the customer we would not be doing the recall until the car was detailed and critter free.
It never came back
Last night as a matter of fact.
Windows down, cool night air.
Last task before leaving was cleaning up a dude with 2-4 days of diarrhea on him.
Not able to get up and MH issues (doesnt trust anyone) prevented him from calling 911.
Took me about 30 min to scrub it off.
I did turn on the radio after about 15 min.
Th3 DJ was talking and this song came on about 20 seconds after I turned it on.
A great song before bed
