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[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[lash]

We used to have a saying when speccing and building production machines, with respect to safety guards and “fail-safes”.

“You cannot outsmart idiots. There are no limits to their ability”.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Maggot]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Veteran humor... always on point!

 

[slowworm]

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hominem

Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Hominem

www.smbc-comics.com

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

 

[theLBC]

inman version is out.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Drew890]

Dang, this guy just wont quit being great

Peyton Manning Adopted Her at 8—10 Years Later, She Stood Beside Him With a Truth No One Knew
At 8 years old, Lily had already learned too much about loss.
Her parents had died in a car accident. She bounced from home to home—never staying long enough to unpack all her things.
She stopped asking questions.
Stopped hoping.
Until one day, a man walked into the group home—not in a suit, not with cameras.
Just jeans, a soft smile, and kind eyes.
It was Peyton Manning.
She didn’t know who he was.
He introduced himself simply:
“Hi, I’m Peyton. And I heard you love football and pancakes.”
She blinked. Nodded slowly.
He knelt down to her level.
“Would it be okay if I came by again? Maybe next Sunday?”
He did.
Then the Sunday after that.
Then one day—he didn’t just visit.
He brought papers.
And asked:
“Would it be okay if I became your dad?”
Lily was stunned. Scared. But somehow… safe.
Over the next decade, she didn’t grow up in stadium lights—she grew up in backyards.
With waffles on Saturdays.
Study sessions.
Bike rides.
Bedtime pep talks.
She got the full Peyton Manning experience.
Not the quarterback.
But the man.
He never asked her to be anyone but herself.
He never introduced her to the world as “his adopted daughter.”
Only:
“This is Lily. My girl.”
Ten years later—Lily stood beside him at a charity event.
Now 18. Beautiful. Fierce. Proud.
Someone in the crowd shouted, “You’re lucky to be raised by a legend!”
She smiled.
Then leaned into the mic:
“He’s not the legend because he played football.
He’s a legend because when no one else chose me—he did.
And he never once made me feel like second choice.”
Peyton looked down, eyes full.
Because even after all the touchdowns…
That?
That was the biggest win of his life.

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Internet BS fantasy. Peyton Manning does not have an adopted daughter.

 

[Glowworm]

 

[Maggot]

They added a new event to the Olympics

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Dead Eye Dick]

Eventually, those two, Israel and Iran, are going to start throwing nukes at each other. Regardless whether Iran has the capability to produce a nuclear weapon, it has too many “friends” that have nuclear technology, Its a crazy world folks. Every turn, seems to go downhill.

 

[918v]

Eventually, those two, Israel and Iran, are going to start throwing nukes at each other. Regardless whether Iran has the capability to produce a nuclear weapon, it has too many “friends” that have nuclear technology, Its a crazy world folks. Every turn, seems to go downhill.

Not if the Iranian people overthrow the government

 

[Terry Cross]

Anybody else notice the Navy Seal Proud American sounds like he is also an immigrant?

He is very much an immigrant that gained his citizenship the right way. He then joined the US Mil then served through a distinguished and honorable career.

Besides being more patriotic and appreciative than most, he is quite a badass.

 

[earthtrekker1775]

He is very much an immigrant that gained his citizenship the right way. He then joined the US Mil then served through a distinguished and honorable career.

Besides being more patriotic and appreciative than most, he is quite a badass.

Exactly! I love immigration and immigrants. By definition they come here legally, because they love America, they assimilate and often are some of the hardest working and most thankful people you'll meet. My step mother is one of the best.

If you came/stayed here illegally, you are a trespasser, squatter or ignorant pawn of corrupt govt at best, and at worst a foreign agent provocateur, or enemy combatant.

 

[Emerson0311]

It was a harsh lesson, but I’m grateful for the learning.

 

[LeftyJason]

2027

 

[Lawless]

Put new performance governor springs in my ‘98. It sure made a difference, allows the power to continue all the way to the shift points instead of signing off at 2100 or so. Should make towing better on onramps and low speed hills.

Today I am installing a #11 fuel plate to give about 100lbs of increased torque.

 

[Lawless]

Eventually, those two, Israel and Iran, are going to start throwing nukes at each other. Regardless whether Iran has the capability to produce a nuclear weapon, it has too many “friends” that have nuclear technology, Its a crazy world folks. Every turn, seems to go downhill.

My prediction.

Somebody soon is going to let a nuke loose.

The world will all “come to the table” to “not let this ever happen again”.

The new “system” will be accepted by most everyone.

It takes crisis to bring about systemic change and covid wasn’t quite enough.

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[EddieNFL]

My prediction.

Somebody soon is going to let a nuke loose.

The world will all “come to the table” to “not let this ever happen again”.

The new “system” will be accepted by most everyone.

It takes crisis to bring about systemic change and covid wasn’t quite enough.

For some reason I doubt that systemic change will benefit us.

 

[Bullfrog08]

Dang, this guy just wont quit being great

Peyton Manning Adopted Her at 8—10 Years Later, She Stood Beside Him With a Truth No One Knew
At 8 years old, Lily had already learned too much about loss.
Her parents had died in a car accident. She bounced from home to home—never staying long enough to unpack all her things.
She stopped asking questions.
Stopped hoping.
Until one day, a man walked into the group home—not in a suit, not with cameras.
Just jeans, a soft smile, and kind eyes.
It was Peyton Manning.
She didn’t know who he was.
He introduced himself simply:
“Hi, I’m Peyton. And I heard you love football and pancakes.”
She blinked. Nodded slowly.
He knelt down to her level.
“Would it be okay if I came by again? Maybe next Sunday?”
He did.
Then the Sunday after that.
Then one day—he didn’t just visit.
He brought papers.
And asked:
“Would it be okay if I became your dad?”
Lily was stunned. Scared. But somehow… safe.
Over the next decade, she didn’t grow up in stadium lights—she grew up in backyards.
With waffles on Saturdays.
Study sessions.
Bike rides.
Bedtime pep talks.
She got the full Peyton Manning experience.
Not the quarterback.
But the man.
He never asked her to be anyone but herself.
He never introduced her to the world as “his adopted daughter.”
Only:
“This is Lily. My girl.”
Ten years later—Lily stood beside him at a charity event.
Now 18. Beautiful. Fierce. Proud.
Someone in the crowd shouted, “You’re lucky to be raised by a legend!”
She smiled.
Then leaned into the mic:
“He’s not the legend because he played football.
He’s a legend because when no one else chose me—he did.
And he never once made me feel like second choice.”
Peyton looked down, eyes full.
Because even after all the touchdowns…
That?
That was the biggest win of his life.

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A quick Google search says this story is BS.

 

[Jscb1b]

2027

Blazing saddles 2.

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[theLBC]

 

[Slash0311]

 

[Longshot231]

 

[oneshot86]

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ITS A TRAP.......

 

[EddieNFL]

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Diversion tactics.

 

[theLBC]

 

[doubloon]

A quick Google search says this story is BS.

Not that I doubt the story is false but you have to love the fact we use the internet to validate the internet.

 

[LeftyJason]

 

[babyguppy]

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no (noo long O) shit? - didn't know that, that's new

 

[Maser]

 

[Sandhog308]

The worlds gone nucking futs , but my son in law is teaching my granddaughter the right way
Her first husband was a tinker bell imo , never shot a gun …not even a BB gun.
Now she and my granddaughter have a combat vet , both in Iraq , and Stan to protect them

 

[Lawless]

So much this…

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]