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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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What is Viagra?

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"A man went to the doctor’s office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn’t allow him a double dose. “Why not?” asked the man. “Because it’s not safe,” replied the doctor. “But I need it really bad,” said the man. “Well, why do you need it so badly?” asked the doctor. The man said, “My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can’t you see? I must have a double dose.” The doctor finally relented saying, “Okay, I’ll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects.” On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, “What happened to you?” The man said, “No one showed up.”
 
It amazes me the Biden HAS to pick a woman of color to be his VP. In a sane world, they would want him to pick the best person for the job. A man or woman, of color or white, it shouldn't matter. You pick someone who will accent your qualities or at least have the same values. But he HAS TO PICK a woman of color. This is just 1 more thing that is wrong with the Demwits and if I were to be one, I'd be highly upset with this process.
Stealing this thought. Seriously, wtf.