Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

[Maser]

And it's already beginning.

 

[hermosabeach]

Poor Linda....

 

[hermosabeach]

Make Christmas excellent for 2025

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[XP1K]

You don't want none.

 

[theLBC]

 

[Mike Islander]

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I did a version of this on ArcheryTalk and got banned for a year because it actually "said the curse words". My ban ends Jan. 2026, and the image above will absolutely be the very first post I make!

 

[HPIguy]

Dude in the middle looks like he shoulda threw that molotov a little sooner.

 

[EddieNFL]

I don’t even remember being pulled over.

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[timesublime]

 

[timesublime]

 

[theLBC]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[Lawless]

 

[doubloon]

I don’t even remember being pulled over.

Florida DMV Final Notice: Enforcement Begins October 11th.
Our records indicate that as of today, you still have an outstanding traffic ticket. Pursuant to Florida Administrative Code 16C-16.003, if you fail to pay within 24 hours, we will take the following actions:

1. Report to the DMV violation database
2. Suspend your vehicle registration effective October 11th
3. Suspend your driving privileges for 30 days
4. Proceed to the toll booth and pay a 35% service fee
5. You may be prosecuted, and your credit score will be affected

Pay Now:

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Please pay immediately, before enforcement begins, to avoid a license suspension and other legal consequences.

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You need to get all the guns out of your house now to avoid any confiscation or ugly confrontations.

PM me your address, I will swing by and pick them all up for keeping.

I am not a lawyer but I will gladly accept money or merchandise in exchange for bad advice.

 

[EddieNFL]

You and my wife would get along quite well.

 

[HPIguy]

Didn't make it in time for sunset yesterday, so I got in a night flight and a pic of the old High School before it's torn down.

 

[earthtrekker1775]

I don’t even remember being pulled over.

Florida DMV Final Notice: Enforcement Begins October 11th.
Our records indicate that as of today, you still have an outstanding traffic ticket. Pursuant to Florida Administrative Code 16C-16.003, if you fail to pay within 24 hours, we will take the following actions:

1. Report to the DMV violation database
2. Suspend your vehicle registration effective October 11th
3. Suspend your driving privileges for 30 days
4. Proceed to the toll booth and pay a 35% service fee
5. You may be prosecuted, and your credit score will be affected

Pay Now:

https://flhsmv.lsuarqd.fans/us/

Please pay immediately, before enforcement begins, to avoid a license suspension and other legal consequences.

(If the link is unclickable, reply "Y" and reopen this message to click the link, or copy it into your browser.)

Do they accept crypto as payment?