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Conaso

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I was flying back to DFW on an American puddle jumper, we are halfway to Dallas. I am in the window seat and looking out the window when there is a big thump and flames go to shooting out of the engine. I remember at the time I was completely calm, I did drink quite a bit on the return flight.

You have never really flown until you've been on a Russian Aeroflot aircraft. From St. Petersburg to Moscow in '98 I had to hold the seat back in front of me from falling on my lap, a foul-smelling smoke came out of the vents, and I swear I also smelled something like oil and burnt wiring. It was a short flight so I missed the opportunity to partake of the snack ot in-flight meal but the landing was fun.
 

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You have never really flown until you've been on a Russian Aeroflot aircraft. From St. Petersburg to Moscow in '98 I had to hold the seat back in front of me from falling on my lap, a foul-smelling smoke came out of the vents, and I swear I also smelled something like oil and burnt wiring. It was a short flight so I missed the opportunity to partake of the snack ot in-flight meal but the landing was fun.
Or until your in a C23 Sherpa and the loadmaster opens the ramp, and the ceiling tiles fall out on top of you. Never wanted to jump out of an aircraft faster
 

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